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every ftroke of mine, he fell, 'Tis true he roar'd and cry'd; But his impenetrable shell

Could feel no harm befide.

The tortoife thus, with motion flow,
Will clamber up a wall;

"Yet, fenfelefs to the hardeft blow,
Gets nothing but a fall.

Dear Dan, then, why should

Attack his pericrany?

And, fince it is in vain to try,
We'll fend him to Delany.

you, or I,

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Lean Tom, when I faw him, laft week, on his horfe awry,

Threaten'd loudly to turn me to stone with his forcery. But, I think, little Dan, that, in fpight of what our foe fays,

He will find I read Ovid and his Metamorphofis.

For omitting the first (where I make a comparison,
With a fort of allufion to Putland* or Harrifon)
Yet, by my defcription, you 'll find he in short is
A pack and a garran, a top and a tortoise.

So I hope from henceforward you ne'er will ask, can I maúl
This teazing, conceited, rude, infolent animal?
And, if this rebuke might turn to his benefit,

(For I pity the man) I should be glad then of it.

Alluding to the Prologue, mentioned above, p. 227.

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*то D R. SHERIDAN,

On his "ART OF PUNNING."

HAD I ten thousand mouths and tongues,

Had I ten thousand pair of lungs,

Ten thoufand Sculls with brains to think,
Ten thousand fandishes of ink,

Ten thousand hands and pens to write
Thy praife I'd study day and night.

Oh may thy Work for ever live!
(Dear Tom, a friendly zeal forgive,)
May no vile mifcreant fawcy Cook
Prefume to tear thy learned Book,
To finge his Fowl for nicer gueft,
Or pin it on the Turkey's breaft.
Keep it from pafty bak'd or flying,
From broiling fake, or fritters frying,
From lighting pipe, or making snuff,
Or cafing up a feather muff,

From all the feveral ways the Grocer
(Who to the learned world's a foe, Sir,)
Has found in twisting, folding, packing,
His brains and ours at once a racking.
And may it never curl the head,
Of either living block or dead!

Thus, when all dangers they have past,

Your leaves, like leaves of brass, fhall laft.
No blast fall from a Critick's breath,
By vile injection, caufe their death,
Till they in flames at laft expire,
And help to fet the world on fire.

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STELLA

STELLA TO DR. SWIFT.
On his Birth-day, Nov. 30, 1721.

ST. Patrick's Dean, your country's pride,
My early and my only guide,

Let me among the reft attend,

Your pupil and your humble friend,
To celebrate in female ftrains

The day that paid your mother's pains ;
Defcend to take that tribute due
In gratitude alone to you.

When men began to call me fair,
You interpos'd your timely care;
You early taught me to defpife
The ogling of a coxcomb's eyes;

Shew'd where my judgement was mifplac'd;
Refin'd my fancy and my taste.

Behold that beauty, juft decay'd,
Invoking art to nature's aid :
Forfook by her admiring train,
She spreads her tatter'd nets in vain ;
Short was her part upon the stage;
Went fmoothly on for half a page;
Her bloom was gone, fhe wanted art,
As the stene chang'd, to change her part:

She, whom no lover could refift,
Before the fecond act was hifs'd.

Such is the fate of female race
With no endowments but a face;
Before the thirtieth year of life,
A maid forlorn, or hated wife.

Stella

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Stella to you, her tutor, owes
That fhe has ne'er refembled thofe ;
Nor was a burden to mankind

With half her courfe of years behind.
You taught how I might youth prolong,
By knowing what was right and wrong;
How from my heart to bring supplies
Of luftre to my fading eyes;

How foon a beauteous mind repairs

The lofs of chang'd or falling hairs;
How wit and virtue from within
Send out a smoothness o'er the fkin:
Your lectures could my fancy fix,
And I can please at thirty-fix.
The fight of Cloe at fifteen
Coquetting, gives not me the spleen ;
The idol now of every fool

Till time fhall make their paffions cool;
Then tumbling down time's steepy hill,
While Stella holds her ftation ftill.
Oh! turn your precepts into laws,
Redeem the women's ruin'd cause,
Retrieve loft empire to our fex,
That men may bow their rebel necks.
Long be the day that gave you birth
Sacred to friendship, wit, and mirth;
Late dying may you cast a shred
Of your rich mantle o'er my head;
To bear with dignity my forrow,
One day alone, then die to-morronu.

TO

TO

A,..

STELL

ON HER BIRTH-DAY, 1721-$8.

WHILE, Stella, to your lafting praise

The Muse her annual tribute pays,

While I affign myself a task

In

you

Which you expect, but fcorn to ask ;
If I perform this task with pain,
Let me of partial fate complain;
You every year the debt enlarge,
I grow lefs equal to the charge :
each virtue brighter shines,.
But my poetic vein declines ;
My harp will foon in vain be strung,
And all your virtues left unfung:
For none among the upstart race
Of Poets dare affume my place ; :
Your worth will be to them unknown,
They must have Stella's of their own;
And thus, my stock of wit decay'd,,
I dying leave the debt unpaid,
Unless Delany, as my heir,

Will anfwer for the whole arrear.

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ON THE GREAT BURIED BOTTLE. BY DR. DELANY.

AMPHORA, quæ moeftum linquis, lætumque revifes

Arentem dominum, fit tibi terra levis.

Tu quoque depofitum ferves, neve opprime, marmor; Amphora non meruit tam pretiofa mori.

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