Too much your sex is by their forms confin'd, Severe to all, but most to womankind;
Custom, grown blind with age, must be your guide; Your pleasure is a vice, but not your pride; By nature yielding, stubborn but for fame, Made slaves by honour, and made fools by shame. Marriage may all those petty tyrants chase, But sets up one, a greater, in their place : Well might you wish for change by those accurs'd; But the last tyrant ever proves the worst. Still in constraint your suffering sex remains, Or bound in formal or in real chains :
Whole years neglected for some months ador'd, The fawning servant turns a haughty lord. Ah! quit not the free innocence of life For the dull glory of a virtuous wife; Nor let false shows nor empty titles please: Aim not at joy, but rest content with ease.
The gods, to curse Pamela with her pray'rs, Gave the gilt coach and dappled Flanders mares, The shining robes, rich jewels, beds of state, And, to complete her bliss, a fool for mate. She glares in balls, front-boxes, and the ring, A vain, unquiet, glittering, wretched thing! Pride, pomp, and state, but reach her outward part; She sighs, and is no duchess at her heart.
But, madam, if the fates withstand, and you Are destin'd Hymen's willing victim too, Trust not too much your now resistless charms, Those age or sickness, soon or late, disarms; Good-humour only teaches charms to last,
Still makes new conquests, and maintains the past, Love rais'd on beauty will like that decay, Our hearts may bear its slender chain a day,
As flowery bands in wantonness are worn, A morning's pleasure, and at evening torn ; This binds in ties more easy, yet more strong, The willing heart, and only holds it long.
Thus Voiture's early care' still shone the same, And Monthausier was only chang'd in name: By this ev'n now they live, ev'n now they charm, Their wit still sparkling, and their flames still warm. Now crown'd with myrtle on the' Elysian coast, Amid those lovers joys his gentle ghost;
Pleas'd while with smiles his happy lines you view, And finds a fairer Rambouillet in you.
The brightest eyes of France inspir'd his Muse; The brightest eyes of Britain now peruse; And dead, as living, 'tis our author's pride Still to charm those who charm the world beside.
ON HER LEAVING THE TOWN AFTER THE CORONA
As some fond virgin, whom her mother's care Drags from the town to wholesome country air, Just when she learns to roll a melting eye, And bear a spark, yet think no danger nigh; From the dear man unwilling she must sever, Yet takes one kiss before she parts for ever: Thus from the world fair Zephalinda flew, Saw others happy, and with sighs withdrew; Not that their pleasures caus'd her discontent; She sigh'd not that they stay'd, but that she went. 1 Mademoiselle Paulet.
She went to plain work, and to purling brooks, Old-fashion'd halls, dull aunts, and croaking rooks: She went from opera, park, assembly, play, To morning walks, and pray'rs three hours a day; To part her time 'twixt reading and bohea, To muse, and spill her solitary tea,
Or o'er cold coffee trifle with the spoon, Count the slow clock, and dine exact at noon; Divert her eyes with pictures in the fire, Hum half a tune, tell stories to the 'squire ; Up to her godly garret after seven,
There starve and pray, for that's the way to heaven, Some 'squire, perhaps, you take delight to rack, Whose game is whist, whose treat a toast in sack; Who visits with a gun, presents you birds,
Then gives a smacking buss, and cries-no words! Or with his hounds comes hallooing from the stable; Makes love with nods, and knees beneath a table; Whose laughs are hearty, though his jests are coarse, And loves you best of all things-but his horse. In some fair evening, on your elbow laid, You dream of triumphs in the rural shade; In pensive thought recal the fancied scene, See coronations rise on every green: Before you pass the' imaginary sights
Of lords, and earls, and dukes, and garter'd knights, While the spread fan o'ershades your closing eyes; Then give one flirt, and all the vision flies. Thus vanish sceptres, coronets, and balls, And leave you in lone woods, or empty walls! So when your slave, at some dear idle time, (Not plagued with headachs or the want of rhyme) Stands in the streets, abstracted from the crew, And while he seems to study, thinks of you;
Just when his fancy points your sprightly eyes, Or sees the blush of soft Parthenia rise, Gay pats my shoulder, and you vanish quite, Streets, chairs, and coxcombs, rush upon my sight; Vex'd to be still in town I knit my brow, Look sour, and hum a tune, as you may now.
AUTHOR OF THE CELEBRATED WORM-POWDER.
How much, egregious Moore! are we Deceiv'd by shows and forms! Whate'er we think, whate'er we see, All human kind are worms.
Man is a very worm by birth, Vile reptile, weak, and vain! Awhile he crawls upon the earth, Then shrinks to earth again.
That woman is a worm we find, E'er since our grandam's evil; She first convers'd with her own kind, That ancient worm, the devil.
The learn'd themselves we book-worms name,
The blockhead is a slow-worm; The nymph whose tail is all on flame,
Is aptly term'd a glow-worm.
The fops are painted butterflies
That flutter for a day;
First from a worm they take their rise, And in a worm decay.
The flatterer an ear-wig grows;
Thus worms suit all conditions;
Misers are muck-worms; silk-worms, beaux ;
And death-watches, physicians.
That statesmen have the worm, is seen By all their winding play;
Their conscience is a worm within That gnaws them night and day.
Ah, Moore! thy skill were well employ'd, And greater gain would rise,
If thou couldst make the courtier void The worm that never dies!
O learned friend of Abchurch Lane, Who sett'st our entrails free;
Vain is thy art, thy powder vain, Since worms shall eat ev'n thee.
Our fate thou only canst adjourn Some few short years, no more! Ev'n Button's wits to worms shall turn, Who maggots were before.
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