Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsClara Elizabeth Fanning, Halsey William Wilson H.W. Wilson Company, 1916 - 483 pages |
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... Senator for his compliment , and then said : " Mr. Depew says if you open my mouth and drop in a dinner up will come a speech , but I warn you that if you open your mouths and drop in one of Senator Depew's speeches up will come your ...
... Senator for his compliment , and then said : " Mr. Depew says if you open my mouth and drop in a dinner up will come a speech , but I warn you that if you open your mouths and drop in one of Senator Depew's speeches up will come your ...
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... Senator De- pew of New York told this story : When Queen Liliuokalani was in England during the Eng- lish queen's jubilee , she was received at Buckingham Palace . In the course of the remarks that passed between the two queens , the ...
... Senator De- pew of New York told this story : When Queen Liliuokalani was in England during the Eng- lish queen's jubilee , she was received at Buckingham Palace . In the course of the remarks that passed between the two queens , the ...
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... the gleaming knob . " Well , I'll tell you , " he said then , thoughtfully : " why don't you sugar your head and go as a pill ? " - Frank X. Finnegan . United States Senator Ollie James , of Kentucky , is 42 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
... the gleaming knob . " Well , I'll tell you , " he said then , thoughtfully : " why don't you sugar your head and go as a pill ? " - Frank X. Finnegan . United States Senator Ollie James , of Kentucky , is 42 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
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... Senator Ollie James , of Kentucky , is bald . " Does being bald bother you much ? " a candid friend asked him once . " Yes , a little , " answered the truthful James . " I suppose you feel the cold severely in winter , " went on the ...
... Senator Ollie James , of Kentucky , is bald . " Does being bald bother you much ? " a candid friend asked him once . " Yes , a little , " answered the truthful James . " I suppose you feel the cold severely in winter , " went on the ...
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... senator and the major were walking up the avenue . The senator was more than middle - aged and considerably more than fat , and , dearly as the major loved him , he also loved his joke . The senator turned with a pleased expression on ...
... senator and the major were walking up the avenue . The senator was more than middle - aged and considerably more than fat , and , dearly as the major loved him , he also loved his joke . The senator turned with a pleased expression on ...
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