Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsClara Elizabeth Fanning, Halsey William Wilson H.W. Wilson Company, 1916 - 483 pages |
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... come last , as the crowning feature . But if the occasion is a large semi - public affair - a political gathering , for example - where strict etiquet does not require that all remain thru the entire program , there will always be those ...
... come last , as the crowning feature . But if the occasion is a large semi - public affair - a political gathering , for example - where strict etiquet does not require that all remain thru the entire program , there will always be those ...
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... come tearing down here and set ' em free . " ABSENT - MINDEDNESS SHE " I consider , John , that sheep are the stupidest creatures living . " HE ( absent - mindedly ) — " Yes , my lamb . ” ACCIDENTS The late Dr. Henry Thayer , founder of ...
... come tearing down here and set ' em free . " ABSENT - MINDEDNESS SHE " I consider , John , that sheep are the stupidest creatures living . " HE ( absent - mindedly ) — " Yes , my lamb . ” ACCIDENTS The late Dr. Henry Thayer , founder of ...
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... come at last , but it was a long time com- ing . We can imagine Necessity , the mother of invention , look- ing up at a sky all criss - crossed with flying machines , and then saying , with a shake of her old head and with a con- tented ...
... come at last , but it was a long time com- ing . We can imagine Necessity , the mother of invention , look- ing up at a sky all criss - crossed with flying machines , and then saying , with a shake of her old head and with a con- tented ...
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... comes your speech . " Mr. Choate thanked the Senator for his compliment , and then said : " Mr. Depew says if you open my mouth and drop in a dinner up will come a speech , but I warn you that if you open your mouths and drop in one of ...
... comes your speech . " Mr. Choate thanked the Senator for his compliment , and then said : " Mr. Depew says if you open my mouth and drop in a dinner up will come a speech , but I warn you that if you open your mouths and drop in one of ...
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... comes- I was interrupted by a lanky , ill - clad individual , who had stuck too close to the beer pitcher . says . " Gentlemen , ' said he , ' I take ' ception to what this here man He ain't the worst public speaker in the state . I am ...
... comes- I was interrupted by a lanky , ill - clad individual , who had stuck too close to the beer pitcher . says . " Gentlemen , ' said he , ' I take ' ception to what this here man He ain't the worst public speaker in the state . I am ...
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