Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsClara Elizabeth Fanning, Halsey William Wilson H.W. Wilson Company, 1916 - 483 pages |
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... sheeted with ice and the doctor was making his way carefully , as was also a woman going in the opposite direction . In seeking to avoid each other , both slipped and they came down in a heap . The polite TOASTER'S HANDBOOK ...
... sheeted with ice and the doctor was making his way carefully , as was also a woman going in the opposite direction . In seeking to avoid each other , both slipped and they came down in a heap . The polite TOASTER'S HANDBOOK ...
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... doctor was over- whelmed and his embarrassment paralyzed his speech , but the woman was equal to the occasion . " Doctor , if you will be kind enough to rise and pick out your legs , I will take what remains , " she said cheerfully ...
... doctor was over- whelmed and his embarrassment paralyzed his speech , but the woman was equal to the occasion . " Doctor , if you will be kind enough to rise and pick out your legs , I will take what remains , " she said cheerfully ...
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... doctors met in the hall of the hospital . " Well , " said the first , " what's new this morning ? " " I've got a most curious case . Woman , cross - eyed ; in fact , so cross - eyed that when she cries the tears run down her back ...
... doctors met in the hall of the hospital . " Well , " said the first , " what's new this morning ? " " I've got a most curious case . Woman , cross - eyed ; in fact , so cross - eyed that when she cries the tears run down her back ...
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... Doctor , I must know how much I owe you . " After some urging , the physician replied : " Well , I'll tell you what I'll do with you , Hillis . They say you're a pretty good preacher , and you seem to think I am a fair doctor , so I'll ...
... Doctor , I must know how much I owe you . " After some urging , the physician replied : " Well , I'll tell you what I'll do with you , Hillis . They say you're a pretty good preacher , and you seem to think I am a fair doctor , so I'll ...
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... Doctor dear , Won't you please make it beer ? " " No , no , " said the Doc . , " that's Teutonic . " BEES TEACHER " Tommy , do you know ' How Doth the Little Busy Bee ' ? " TOMMY- “ No ; I only know he doth it ! " BEETLES Now doth the ...
... Doctor dear , Won't you please make it beer ? " " No , no , " said the Doc . , " that's Teutonic . " BEES TEACHER " Tommy , do you know ' How Doth the Little Busy Bee ' ? " TOMMY- “ No ; I only know he doth it ! " BEETLES Now doth the ...
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