Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsClara Elizabeth Fanning, Halsey William Wilson H.W. Wilson Company, 1916 - 483 pages |
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... door and lead a life of undisturbed peace ever afterward . " " Good Heavens , man ! I saw your obituary in this morn- ing's paper ! " " Yes , I know . I put it in myself . My opera is to be pro- duced to - night , and I want good ...
... door and lead a life of undisturbed peace ever afterward . " " Good Heavens , man ! I saw your obituary in this morn- ing's paper ! " " Yes , I know . I put it in myself . My opera is to be pro- duced to - night , and I want good ...
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... amusements . I wish that my room had a floor ; I don't so much care for a door ; But this crawling around Without touching the ground Is getting to be quite a bore . I ain a great friend to public amusements ; for TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 21.
... amusements . I wish that my room had a floor ; I don't so much care for a door ; But this crawling around Without touching the ground Is getting to be quite a bore . I ain a great friend to public amusements ; for TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 21.
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... " 99 He that seeks popularity in art closes the door on his own genius as he must needs paint for other minds , and not for his own . Mrs. Jameson . - ATHLETES The caller's eye had caught the photograph of Tommie 30 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
... " 99 He that seeks popularity in art closes the door on his own genius as he must needs paint for other minds , and not for his own . Mrs. Jameson . - ATHLETES The caller's eye had caught the photograph of Tommie 30 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
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... door to let in some fresh air . In the hall he found one of the servants asleep on a settee . " Wake up ! " he commanded , shaking the fellow roughly . " What does this mean , your being asleep out here ? You must have been listening at ...
... door to let in some fresh air . In the hall he found one of the servants asleep on a settee . " Wake up ! " he commanded , shaking the fellow roughly . " What does this mean , your being asleep out here ? You must have been listening at ...
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... door to it was through my room . " RURAL CONSTABLE- " Now then , come out o ' that . Bathing's not allowed ' ere after 8 a.m. " THE FACE IN THE WATER " Excuse me , Sergeant , I'm not bathing ; I'm only drowning . " - Punch . A woman and ...
... door to it was through my room . " RURAL CONSTABLE- " Now then , come out o ' that . Bathing's not allowed ' ere after 8 a.m. " THE FACE IN THE WATER " Excuse me , Sergeant , I'm not bathing ; I'm only drowning . " - Punch . A woman and ...
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