Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsClara Elizabeth Fanning, Halsey William Wilson H.W. Wilson Company, 1916 - 483 pages |
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... exclaimed : " Don't be so dern quick to jump at conclusions . Wait till you see the show . " - K . A. Bisbee . When William H. Crane was younger and less discreet he had a vaunting ambition to play Hamlet . So with his first profits he ...
... exclaimed : " Don't be so dern quick to jump at conclusions . Wait till you see the show . " - K . A. Bisbee . When William H. Crane was younger and less discreet he had a vaunting ambition to play Hamlet . So with his first profits he ...
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... exclaimed , " Oh , mother , that lady lives the same place we do . I just heard her say , ' Send it up C. O. D. ' Isn't that where we live ? " An Englishman went into his local library and asked for Frederic Harrison's George Washington ...
... exclaimed , " Oh , mother , that lady lives the same place we do . I just heard her say , ' Send it up C. O. D. ' Isn't that where we live ? " An Englishman went into his local library and asked for Frederic Harrison's George Washington ...
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... exclaimed the fruit - man . " The next time it rains , you come into the house . I want that water on the land . " They used to have a farming rule Of forty acres and a mule . Results were won by later men With forty square feet and a ...
... exclaimed the fruit - man . " The next time it rains , you come into the house . I want that water on the land . " They used to have a farming rule Of forty acres and a mule . Results were won by later men With forty square feet and a ...
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... , " was the stern reply . The sentry scrambled to his feet . " Good gracious ! " he exclaimed . " Hold the pie , will you , while I present arms ! " The battle was going against him . The commander - TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 27.
... , " was the stern reply . The sentry scrambled to his feet . " Good gracious ! " he exclaimed . " Hold the pie , will you , while I present arms ! " The battle was going against him . The commander - TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 27.
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... exclaimed : " Oh , Jimmy ; I wish I had said that ! " " Never mind , dear Oscar , " was the rejoinder , " you will ! " THE AUTHOR " Would you advise me to get out a small edi- tion ? " THE PUBLISHER- " Yes , the smaller the better . The ...
... exclaimed : " Oh , Jimmy ; I wish I had said that ! " " Never mind , dear Oscar , " was the rejoinder , " you will ! " THE AUTHOR " Would you advise me to get out a small edi- tion ? " THE PUBLISHER- " Yes , the smaller the better . The ...
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