SCENE IL-A Hali in Lady Allworth's house. AMBLE, ORDER, FURNACE, and WATCHALL, discovered. Ord. Set all things right; or, as my name is And by this staff of office that commands you, For one whole week makes forfeiture of his breakfast, And privilege in the wine-cel1ar. Wat. You are merry, Good master Steward. Fur. Let him; I'll be angry. Amb. Why, fellow Furnace, 'tis not twelve o'clock yet, Nor dinner taken up; then 'tis allow'd, Fur. You think you've spoken wisely, goodman My lady's go-before. Ord. Nay, nay, no wrangling. [Amble, Fur. Twit me with the authority of the kitchen! At all hours, and at all places, I'll be angry; And, thus provok'd, when I am at my prayers I will be angry. Amb. There was no hurt meant. Fur. I'm friends with thee; and yet I will be Wat. With whom? [angry. Fur. No matter whom; yet, now I think on't, I'm angry with my lady. Amb. Heaven forbid, man! Ord. What cause has she given thee? I was entertain'd by her to please her palate, By such as pretend love to her; but come No scruple lesson'd in the full weight of honour. He did command me, pardon my presumption,As his unworthy deputy, to kiss Your ladyship's fair hands. Lady. I'm honour'd in His favour to me. Does he hold his purpose Allu. Constantly, good madam; But will, in person, first present his service. Like virgin parchment, capable of any I will not force your will, but leave you free Allw. Any form you please I will put on; but, might I make my choice, Lady. 'Tis well answer'd; And I commend your spirit: your father, Allworth, [hear Most honour d madam, more than a mother to me; Lady. I much hope it. These were your father's words: If e'er my son They do presume they may with license practice To obey their leaders, and shun mutinies: In a fair cause; and, for their country's sake, Allw. There's no syllable Beware ill company; for, often, men Are like to those with whom they do converse; And from one man I warn you, and that's Well born; Not, 'cause he's poor, that rather claims your pity; But that he's in his manners so deprav'd, Ord. Sir, 'tis her will! Which we, that are her servants, ought to serve, Of rich Canary, which shall spend itself Gree. Is it of the right race? (Sir G. and Mar. converse apart.) Save your good worship. Gree. Honest master Cook, thy hand; again, how Are the good dishes still in being? speak, boy. Of beef well season'd. Gree. Good. Fur. A pheasant larded. Gree. That I might now give thanks for't! Fur. Will you know your way, sir? By the head and shoulders? Well. No; I will not stir; [the wretch Do you mark? I will not. (Starts up.) Let me see Fur. Besides, there came last night, from the To carry in a dish, and shift a trencher; forest of Sherwood, The fattest stag I ever cook'd. Gree. A stag, man? Fur. A stag, sir; part of it prepar'd for din ner, And bak'd in puff-paste. Gree. Puff-paste, too! Sir Giles, A ponderous chine of beef! a pheasant larded! paste! All business set aside, let us give thanks here. We may put off a commission; you shall find it Sir G. Fie, master Greedy, Will you lose me a thousand pounds for a dinner? When we think of profit. Gree. Well, you shall o'er-rule me. I could e'en cry now. Cook? That have not souls only to hope a blessing (Beats them.) All the Servants. Help, fellows, help! Ord. Here comes my lady, Enter LADY ALLWORTH. Lady. How now? What noise is this? Well. Madam, my designs Bear me to you. Lady. To me? Well. And, though I've met with Within But ragged entertainment from your grooms here, Lady. I'm amaz'd, To see and hear this rudeness. Dar'st thou think, Do you hear, master But, as in form you are angelical, Send but a corner of that immortal pasty, Fur. Will you be so prodigal? Sir G. (To Ord.) Remember me to your lady. Whom have we here? Imitate the heavenly natures, and vouchsafe Than in the pious sorrow you have shewn Ord. There he touch'd her. (Aside.) Well. That husband, madam, was once in his Almost as low as I; want, debts, and quarrels, I brought him on and off with honour, lady; Fur. Are we not base rogues, That could forget this? Well. I confess you made him (Aside to Servants.) Master of your estate; nor could your friends, for't: For he'd a shape, and to that shape a mind Resisted, madam. Lady. 'Tis most true, he had. Well. Nay, all's forgiven, all forgotten, friends; May work, perhaps, the measure to redeem 'Tis a New Way to Pay Old Debts, indeed. [Exit. SCENE I.-The Skirts of Lady Allworth's Park. Sir G. He's gone, I warrant thee; this commis- Mar. Your worship has the way on't, and ne'er To squeeze those unthrifts into air; and, yet, Well. For his sake, then, in that I was his friend, For your advantage, the certificate, (Offers him her pocket book.) (Lady Allworth signs to the Servants, who I will not tire your patience with relation To your dear husband's friend,-as well you may, Of a true passion tow'rds me, you would see, And, that no rub might stay my course to you, (Offers her pocket-book again.) Well. Nothing: unless you please to charge your servants To throw away a little respect upon me. Against his conscience and his knowledge too. Of the poor farmer. Sir G. "Twas for these good ends I made him a justice: he that bribes his belly Mar. I wonder why, your worship having Sir G. Thou art a fool: In being out of office, I am out of danger; My purposes, let him hang, or damn, I care not; Mar. You are all wisdom. Sir G. I would be worldly wise; for the other That does prescribe us a well govern'd life, Mar. What course take you, With your good patience, to edge in the manor Is a foul blemish. Sir G. I have thought of't, Marrall; (She beckons the Servants, who advance And it shall take. I must have all men sellers, a little.) Respect this gentleman, As 'twere myself. Adieu, dear Master Wellborn: (Going, Wellborn waiting on her.) Ord. What means this, I trow? And I the only purchaser. Mar. "Tis most fit, sir. Sir G. I'll therefore buy some cottage near his manor; Which done, I'll make my men break ope his Ride o'er his standing corn; and, in the night, Though he sue in formâ pauperis, in spite Mar. Wellborn was apt to sell, and needed not Sir G. Well thought on; This varlet, Marrall, lives too long, to upbraid me Mar. I know not what to think on't. I've us'd all means; and, the last night, I caus'd And have been since with all your friends and And, on the forfeit of your favour, charg'd them, Though a crust of mouldy bread would keep him from starving, Yet they should not relieve him. Mar. By my religion! Well. Thy religion? The devil's creed! But what would you have done? A withe had serv'd my turn to hang myself. Mar. Will you stay till you die in a ditch? But that you'll put the state to charge and trouble, Sir G. That was something, Marrall; but thou Is there no purse to be cut? house to be broken? must go further, And suddenly, Marrall. Mar. Where and when you please, sir. Sir G. I'd have thee seek him out, and, if thou Persuade him that 'tis better steal than beg: Not all the world shall save him from the gallows. Do anything to work him to despair, And 'tis thy masterpiece. Mar. I'll do my best, sir. Or market-women with eggs that you may murder, I must confess, but I'll accept none Of all your gentle offers, I assure you. Mar. If you like not hanging, drown yourself; take some course For your reputation. Well. "Twill not do, dear tempter, With all the rhetoric the fiend hath taught you. I am as far as thou art from despair; Sir G. I'm now on my main work, with the Lord Nay, I have confidence, which is more than hope, Lovell, That ties her shoes, or any meaner office, Between us and true gentry. Enter WELLBORN. Mar. See, who's here, sir. Sir G. Hence, monster! prodigy! I am your nephew, sir; your sister's son. Sir G. Avoid my sight! thy breath's infectious, rogue! I shun thee as a leprosy, or the plague. Come hither, Marrall. This is the time to work him. To live and suddenly, better than ever. Mar. Ha, ha! these castles you build in the air, Will not persuade me or to give or lend A token to you. Amb. You're happily encounter'd; I ne'er yet Presented one so welcome, as I know You will be to my lady. Mar. This is some vision; Ord. Dinner is ready for your ladyship. Lady. Come, Master Wellborn: (To Marrall, who is retreating again.) Or, sure, these men are mad, to worship a dung-Nay, keep us company. hill: I knew not how to serve up my lady's dinner. Mar. His pleasure! is it possible? Well. What's thy will? Fur. Marry, sir, I have Mar. I was never so grac'd. [Lady Allworth and Wellborn take Marrall by the hand, and exit. Enter FURNACE. Ord. So, we've play'd our parts, and are come off well. But if I know the mystery, why my lady Consented to it, may I perish! Fur. Would i had The roasting of his heart that cheated him, And forces the poor gentleman to these shifts! Some rails and quails, and my lady will'd me ask By fire! for cooks are Persians, and swear by it. Of all the griping and extorting tyrants I ever heard or read of, I ne'er met A match to Sir Giles Overreach. To tell him so, fellow Furnace? As my throat is worth; for that would be the price on't. |