And fome fhall admire his conying wit, For many good groats his tongue shall flit. * *Carrots fown Thynne † a deep root may get, Their Conyngs mark thou; for I have been told, is almoft the fame. And, England, wouldst thou be happy ftill, *The dutchefs of Somerfet. Thomas Thynne of Longleate, efq; a gentleman of very great estate, married the above lady after the death of her first husband Henry Cavendish earl of Ogle, only fon to Henry duke of Newcastle, to whom the had been betrothed in her infancy. As EPIGRAM. 1712. S Thomas was cudgel'd one day by his wife, He took to the street, and fled for his life: Tom's three dearest friends came by in the fquabble, And fav'd him at once from the fhrew and the rabble; Too wife to take counfel, to proud to take warning, CORINNA. 1712. THIS day (the year I dare not tell) Into the world Corinna fell, And he endow'd her with his art. But Cupid with a Satyr comes; Both foftly to the cradle creep; Both ftroke her hands, and rub her gums, Then Cupid thus: This litle maid Of 'Love shall always fpeak and write. And I pronounce (the Satyr faid) The world fhall feel her fcratch, and bite. Her Her talent fhe display'd betimes; For in twice twelve revolving moons, At fix years old the fubtle jade Stole to the pantry-door, and found And you may fwear the tale went round. She made a fong, how little mifs At twelve a wit and a coquette; Marries for love, half whore, half wife. TOLAND'S INVITATION to DISMAL, To dine with the CALVES-HEAD CLUB *. Imitated from HORACE, lib. I. epift. 5. IF, deareft Difmal, you for once can dine Upon a fingle difh, and tavern-wine, Toland to you this invitation sends, To eat the calves-head with your trusty friends. *This poem, and that which follows it, are two of the penny papers mentioned in Swift's Journal to Stella, Aug. 7. 1712. They are here printed from folio copies in the Lambeth Library. Sufpend Sufpend a while your vain ambitious hopes, Where thou, our latest profelyte, shalt share : Who, by difgraces or ill-fortune funk, Feels not his foul enliven'd when he 's drunk? Hal grows more pert, and Somers not fo grave; Wine can give Portland wit, and Cleveland fenfe, Montague learning, Bolton eloquence: Cholmondeley, when drunk, can never lofe his wand; And Lincoln then imagines he has land. My province is, to fee that all be right, Glaffes and linen clean, and pewter bright; From our myfterious club to keep out spies, And Tories (dress'd like waiters) in disguise. You shall be coupled as you beft approve, Seated at table next the men you love. Sunderland, Orford, Boyle, and Richmond's Grace, Will come; and Hampden fhall have Walpole's place. VOL. I. G Whar Wharton, unlefs prevented by a whore, And honest Harry is too apt to stink. Let no pretence of business make you stay; If Guernsey calls, fend word you 're gone PEACE AND DUNKIRK; Being an excellent new SONG upon the Surrender of DUNKIRK to General HILL. 1712. To the Tune of, "The King fhall enjoy his own again." I. SPIGHT of Dutch friends and English foes, Holland got towns, and we got blows; And the Whigs may all go fwing, For among good friends I love to be plain; Will or ought to end in ropes; But the Queen fhall enjoy her own again. Right Hon. Henry Boyle, mentioned twice before. II. Sun |