SCENE I. Enter FACE, SUBTLE, and DOL COMMON. Face. BELIEVE it, I will. Sub. Do thy worst. I dare thee. ACT I. Sub. Yes faith, yes faith. Face. Why, who Am I, my mungrel? Who am I? Since you know not yourself- Sub. Yes, you were once (time not long passed) the good, Honest, plain, livery-man, that kept Face. Will you be so loud? Sub. Since, by my means, translated suburbcaptain. Face. By your means, doctor Dog? Face. Why, I pray you, have I Been countenanced by you, or you by me? Sub. I do not hear well. Face. When you went pinned up in the seve- You had raked and picked from dunghills before Your feet in mouldy slippers, for your kibes; Face. When all your alchymy, and your alge- Your minerals, vegetables, and animals, Your conjuring, cozening, and your dozen of Could not relieve your corpse with so much linen I gave you count'nance, credit for your coals, Sub. Your master's house? A book, but barely reckoning thy impostures, Dol. Will you be Your own destructions, gentlemen ? Dol. We are ruined! lost! Have you no more To your reputations? Where's your judgment? 'Slight, Have yet some care of me, of your republicFace. Away, this brach. I'll bring the rogue within The statute of sorcery, tricesimo tertio Of Harry the eighth; ay, and, perhaps, thy neck it. Dol. You'll bring your head within a cockscomb, will you? [She catches out FACE's sword, and breaks And you, sir, with your menstrue, gather it up. Face. Where you have studied the more thri- For ne'er a snarling dog-bolt o' you both. ving skill Of bawdry since. Sub. Yes, in your master's house. You and the rats here kept possession. Make it not strange. Face. You might talk softlier, rascal. I'll thunder you in pieces: I will teach you Dol. Nay, general, I thought you were civil. Sub. And hang thyself, I care not. And all thy pots and pans, in picture, I will, Dol. Oh, this will o'erthrow all. Have you together cozened all this while, selves? You will accuse him! You will bring him in The venture tripartite? All things in common; Face. It is his fault; He ever murmurs, and objects his pains; Face. Write thee up bawd in Paul's, have all And says, the weight of all lies upon him. thy tricks Of cozening with a hollow coal, dust, scrapings, Told in red letters; and a face cut for thee, Sub. Why, so it does. Dol. How does it? Do not we Sustain our parts? Sub. Yes, but they are not equal. Dol. Why, if your part exceed to-day, I hope Ours may to-morrow match it, Sub. Ay, they may. Dol. May, murmuring mastiff! Ay, and do. Help me to throttle him. Sub. What shall I swear? Dol. To leave your faction, sir, And labour kindly in the common work. Sub. Let me not breathe, if I meant ought be- Good faith, sir, I was going away. side. Dol. I hope we need no spurs, sir. Do we? Dol. Yes, and work close and friendly. Shall grow the stronger for this breach, with me. Dol. Why so, my good baboons! Shall we go make A sort of sober, scurvy, precise, neighbours, A feast of laughter at our follies? No, agree. (My noble sovereign, and worthy general) Ere we contribute a new crewel garter Sub. Royal Dol! Spoken like Claridiana and thyself. Face. For which, at supper, thou shalt sit in triumph, And not be stiled Dol Common, but Dol Proper, Dol Singular[One knocks. Sub. Who's that? [Knocks.] To the window. Pray Heaven The master do not trouble us this quarter! Face. Oh, fear not him. While there dies one a week O'the plague, he's safe from thinking toward Lon Dap. In truth, I am very sorry, captain. Dap. Aye, I am very glad, I had a scurvy writ or two to make, Of my past-time. Is this the cunning man? Dap. Is he a doctor? Face. Yes. I would do much, sir, for your love—but this Face. Tut, but do not say so. You deal now with a noble fellow, doctor. Let that, sir, move you. Sub. Pray you, forbear. Four angels here. Sub. You do me wrong, good sir. Face. Doctor, wherein? To tempt you with these spirits? Sub. To tempt my art and love, sir, to my peril. 'Fore Heaven. I scarce can think you are iny friend, That so would draw me to apparent danger. Face. I draw you! a horse draw you, and a halter. You and your flies together. Dap. Nay, good captain! Face. That know no difference of men. Face. Good deeds, sir, doctor Dogs-meat. Use master doctor with some more respect. Face. Hang him, proud stag, with his broad Face. No whispering. Sub. 'Fore Heaven, you do not apprehend the You hear, he says he will not be ungrateful. Sub. Why, as you please; my venture follows yours. Face. Troth, do it, doctor; think him trusty, and make him. may make us both happy in an hour; Win some five thousand pound, and send us two on't. Dap. Believe it, and I will, sir. Face. And you shall, sir. You have heard all? Dap. No, what was't? Nothing, I, sir. Face. Nothing? Dap. A little, sir. Face. Well, a rare star Reigned at your birth. Dap. At mine, sir! No. Face. The doctor Swears that you are [FACE takes him aside. Sub. Nay, captain, you'll tell all now. Believe it, no such matter. Face. Yes, and that You were born with a cawl o' your head. Dap. Who says so? Face. Come, You know it well enough, though you dissemble it. To sharpen your five senses, and cry hum tor, When must he come for his familiar? Dap. Shall I not ha' it with me? There must a world of ceremonies pass; Face. Not if she danced to-night. Sub. And she must bless it. Face. Did you never see Her royal grace yet? Dap. Whom? Face. Your aunt of Fairy. Sub. Not since she kissed him in the cradle, captain; I can resolve you that. Face. Well, see her grace, Whate'er it cost you, for a thing that I know. 'Slid, she may hap to leave you all she has! Dap. How will't be done, then? Face. Let me alone, take you no thought. Do Thrice, and buz as often; and then come. Face. Well, then, away. 'Tis but your be stowing Some twenty nobles 'mong her grace's servants, Enter DRUGGER. [Exit. Drug. [Within.] I will see the doctor. Sub. A seller of tobacco? Drug. Yes, I'm free of the grocers. Your business, Abel? Drug. This, an't please your worship. I am a young beginner, and am building Of a new shop, an't like your worship, just At corner of a street (here is the plot on't); And I would know, by art, sir, of your worship, Which way I should make my door, by necro mancy, And where my shelves; and which should be for boxes, And which for pots. I would be glad to thrive, sir, And I was wished to your worship by a gentle man, One captain Face, that says you know men's planets, And their good angels, and their bad. If I do see them. Enter FACE. Face. What! my honest Abel! Thou art well met here. Drug Troth, sir, I was speaking, Just as your worship came here, of your worship. I pray you speak for me to master doctor. This is my friend, Abel, an honest fellow : Drug. No, I never sophisticate. Fuce. He's a neat, spruce, honest fellow, and no goldsmith. Drug. No, I am no goldsmith. |