The "learn'd Theban's" discourse next as livelily flow'd on, To sketch t'other wonder, the' Aristocratodon - As in having a certain excrescence, T. said, Which in form of a coronet grew from its head, And devolv'd to its heirs, when the creature was dead; Nor matter'd it, while this heir-loom was trans mitted, How unfit were the heads, so the coronet fitted. He then mention'd a strange zoological fact, attract. In France, said the learned professor, this race Every one's question being, "What's to be done with 'em?" When, lo! certain knowing ones—savans, mayhap, Who, like Buckland's deep followers, understood trap*, Slily hinted that nought upon earth was so good lords; For this whole race of bipeds, one fine summer's morn, Shed their coronets, just as a deer sheds his horn, And the moment these gewgaws fell off, they became Quite a new sort of creature- so harmless and tame, That zoologists might, for the first time, maintain 'em To be near akin to the genus humanum, And the' experiment, tried so successfully then, Should be kept in remembrance, when wanted again. * * Particularly the formation called Transition Trap. SONGS OF THE CHURCH. No 1. LEAVE ME ALONE. A PASTORAL BALLAD. "We are ever standing on the defensive. All that we say to them is, 'leave us alone.' The Established Church is part and parcel of the constitution of this country. You are bound to conform to this constitution. We ask of you nothing more;-let us alone."- Letter in The Times, Nov. 1838. 1838. COME, list to my pastoral tones, In clover my shepherds I keep; My stalls are well furnish'd with drones, So they leave but the substance my own; If the world will but let me alone. Dissenters are grumblers, we know ;- They never like things to be so, Let things be however they may. But dissenting's a trick I detest; And, besides, 'tis an axiom well known, To me, I own, very surprising Your Newmans and Puseys all seem, A nice half-way concern, like our own, And the latter are ne'er left alone. Of all our tormentors, the Press is Have thrown all its imps into fits. And there's no saying when they'll have done; Oh dear, how I wish Mr. Breeks Had left Mrs. Woolfrey alone! 'Tis those to whom post-obits fall; Since wisely hath Solomon said, 'Tis "money that answereth all." But ours be the patrons who live ; For, once in their glebe they are thrown, The dead have no living to give, And therefore we leave them alone. Though in morals we may not excel, Let this epitaph stare from my stone, "Here lies the Right Rev. so and so; "Pass, stranger, and-leave him alone." |