VI.

E. of D ORSET.

ARTEMISIA.

HO' Artemifia talks, by fits,

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Of councils, claffics, fathers, wits;
Reads Malbranche, Boyle, and Locke:
Yet in fome things methinks the fails,
'Twere well if she would pare her nails,
And wear a cleaner fmock.

Haughty and huge as High-Dutch bride,
Such naftiness, and fo much pride,

Are oddly join'd by fate:

On her large squab you find her spread,
Like a fat corpfe upon a bed,

That lies and stinks in ftate.

She wears no colours (fign of grace)
On any part except her face;

All white and black befide:

Dauntless her look, her gesture proud,

Her voice theatrically loud,

And mafculine her ftride.

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So have I feen, in black and white

A prating thing, a Magpye hight,
Majestically stalk ;

A fately, worthless animal,

That plies the tongue, and wags the tail,
All flutter, pride, and talk.

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PHRY NE.

HRYNE had talents for mankind,

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Open she was, and unconfin'd,

Like fome free port of trade: Merchants unloaded here their freight, And Agents from each foreign state, Here first their entry made.

Her learning and good-breeding such,
Whether th' Italian or the Dutch,
Spaniards or French came to her :
To all obliging she'd appear:
'Twas Si Signior, 'twas Yaw Mynheer,
"Twas S'il vous plaift, Monfieur.

Obfcure by birth, renown'd by crimes,
Still changing names, religions, climes,
At length she turns a Bride :

In di'monds, pearls, and rich brocades,
She shines the first of batter'd jades,

And flutters in her pride.

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So have I known those Infects fair

(Which curious Germans hold fo rare) Still vary shapes and dyes;

Still gain new titles with new forms;

First grubs obscene, then wriggling worms,
Then painted butterflies.

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VII.

DR. SWIFT.

The Happy Life of a COUNTRY PARSON.

Arfon, these things in thy poffeffing

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Are better than the Bishop's bleffing.
A Wife that makes conferves; a Steed
That carries double when there's need;
October store, and best Virginia,
Tythe-Pig, and mortuary Guinea ;
Gazettes fent gratis down, and frank'd,
For which thy Patron's weekly thank'd;
A large Concordance, bound long fince;
Sermons to Charles the Firft, when Prince; 10
A Chronicle of ancient standing;

A Chryfoftom to smooth thy band in :
The Polyglott---three parts,---my text,
Howbeit,---likewise---now to my next :
Lo here the Septuagint,--and Paul,
To fum the whole,---the close of all.

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