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... time this monkey brigade is beginning to work smoothly , a lot of you fool northerners will come tearing down here and set ' em free . " ABSENT - MINDEDNESS SHE " I consider , John , that sheep are the stupidest creatures living .
... time this monkey brigade is beginning to work smoothly , a lot of you fool northerners will come tearing down here and set ' em free . " ABSENT - MINDEDNESS SHE " I consider , John , that sheep are the stupidest creatures living .
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... in a dinner up will come a speech , but I warn you that if you open your mouths and drop in one of Senator Depew's speeches up will come your dinners . " Mr. John C. Hackett recently told the following story : 12 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
... in a dinner up will come a speech , but I warn you that if you open your mouths and drop in one of Senator Depew's speeches up will come your dinners . " Mr. John C. Hackett recently told the following story : 12 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
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Mr. John C. Hackett recently told the following story : " I was up in Rockland County last summer , and there was a banquet given at a country hotel . All the farmers were there and all the village characters .
Mr. John C. Hackett recently told the following story : " I was up in Rockland County last summer , and there was a banquet given at a country hotel . All the farmers were there and all the village characters .
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... concluding that full information had not been given , called loudly to the conductor , then at the other end of the car : " And mother's thirty - one ! " The late John Bigelow , the patriarch of diplomats and TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 15.
... concluding that full information had not been given , called loudly to the conductor , then at the other end of the car : " And mother's thirty - one ! " The late John Bigelow , the patriarch of diplomats and TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 15.
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The late John Bigelow , the patriarch of diplomats and au thors , and the no less distinguished physician and author , Dr. S. Weir Mitchell , were together , several years ago , at West Point . Dr. Bigelow was then ninety - two ...
The late John Bigelow , the patriarch of diplomats and au thors , and the no less distinguished physician and author , Dr. S. Weir Mitchell , were together , several years ago , at West Point . Dr. Bigelow was then ninety - two ...
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| Pealkiri | Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and Quotations |
| Editor | Harold Workman Williams |
| Compiled by | Clara Elizabeth Fanning, Harold Workman Williams, Halsey William Wilson |
| Edition | 3, reprint |
| Publisher | H.W. Wilson, 1916 |
| Original from | California Ülikool |
| Digitized | 11 dets. 2007 |
| Length | 483 pages |
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