Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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... ain't the worst public speaker in the state . I am . You all know it , an ' I want it made a matter of record that I took ' ception . ' 66 ' Well , my friend , ' said I , ' suppose we leave it to the guests . You sit down while I say my ...
... ain't the worst public speaker in the state . I am . You all know it , an ' I want it made a matter of record that I took ' ception . ' 66 ' Well , my friend , ' said I , ' suppose we leave it to the guests . You sit down while I say my ...
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... ain't in the army ; yoh's in de navy . " BARGAINS MANAGER ( five - and - ten - cent store ) - " What did the lady who just went out want ? " SHOPGIRL- " She inquired if we had a shoe department . " " Hades , " said the lady who loves to ...
... ain't in the army ; yoh's in de navy . " BARGAINS MANAGER ( five - and - ten - cent store ) - " What did the lady who just went out want ? " SHOPGIRL- " She inquired if we had a shoe department . " " Hades , " said the lady who loves to ...
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... victim of his money . The thief , however , apparently suffered some pangs of re- morse . " It's pretty rough to be gone through like this , ain't it , sir ? " he inquired . " Oh , that's all right , my man , TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 47.
... victim of his money . The thief , however , apparently suffered some pangs of re- morse . " It's pretty rough to be gone through like this , ain't it , sir ? " he inquired . " Oh , that's all right , my man , TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 47.
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... ain't yo ' shamed to be so han'some ? " Little dabs of powder , Little specks of paint , Make my lady's freckles Look as if they ain't . -Mary A. Fairchild . He kissed her on the cheek , It seemed a harmless frolic ; He's been laid up a ...
... ain't yo ' shamed to be so han'some ? " Little dabs of powder , Little specks of paint , Make my lady's freckles Look as if they ain't . -Mary A. Fairchild . He kissed her on the cheek , It seemed a harmless frolic ; He's been laid up a ...
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... ain't no bigger than a city lot ! " " Why , how big is your father's farm ? " " Well , it's so big that my father sends young married couples out to the barn to milk the cows , and the milk is brought back by their grandchildren ...
... ain't no bigger than a city lot ! " " Why , how big is your father's farm ? " " Well , it's so big that my father sends young married couples out to the barn to milk the cows , and the milk is brought back by their grandchildren ...
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