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He ain't the worst public speaker in the state . I am . You all know it , an ' I want it made a matter of record that I took ' ception . ' " Well , my friend , ' said I , ' suppose we leave it to the guests . You sit down while I say my ...
He ain't the worst public speaker in the state . I am . You all know it , an ' I want it made a matter of record that I took ' ception . ' " Well , my friend , ' said I , ' suppose we leave it to the guests . You sit down while I say my ...
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Why , chile , " said the exhorter , " yoh ain't in the army ; yoh's in de navy . " BARGAINS MANAGER ( five - and - ten - cent store ) - " What did the lady who just went out want ? " SHOPGIRL " She inquired if we had a shoe department .
Why , chile , " said the exhorter , " yoh ain't in the army ; yoh's in de navy . " BARGAINS MANAGER ( five - and - ten - cent store ) - " What did the lady who just went out want ? " SHOPGIRL " She inquired if we had a shoe department .
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The thief , however , apparently suffered some pangs of remorse . " It's pretty rough to be gone through like this , ain't it , sir ? " he inquired . " Oh , that's all right , my man , TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 47.
The thief , however , apparently suffered some pangs of remorse . " It's pretty rough to be gone through like this , ain't it , sir ? " he inquired . " Oh , that's all right , my man , TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 47.
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Atter various " billings and cooings " the in the seat and , resting his head on the lady's edy up into her eyes . dan upon him and after a few minutes honey , ain't yo ' shamed to be so Little dabs of powder , Little specks of paint ...
Atter various " billings and cooings " the in the seat and , resting his head on the lady's edy up into her eyes . dan upon him and after a few minutes honey , ain't yo ' shamed to be so Little dabs of powder , Little specks of paint ...
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She looked fondly down upon him and after a few minutes murmured gently , " Laws , honey , ain't yo ' shamed to be so han'some ? " Little dabs of powder , Little specks of paint , Make my lady's freckles Look as if they ain't .
She looked fondly down upon him and after a few minutes murmured gently , " Laws , honey , ain't yo ' shamed to be so han'some ? " Little dabs of powder , Little specks of paint , Make my lady's freckles Look as if they ain't .
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| Pealkiri | Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and Quotations |
| Editor | Harold Workman Williams |
| Compiled by | Clara Elizabeth Fanning, Harold Workman Williams, Halsey William Wilson |
| Edition | 3, reprint |
| Publisher | H.W. Wilson, 1916 |
| Original from | California Ülikool |
| Digitized | 11 dets. 2007 |
| Length | 483 pages |
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