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On being asked what the matter was , he said that the load of hay had tipped over in the street . The preacher , a kindly man , assured the little fellow that it was nothing serious , and asked him in to dinner .
On being asked what the matter was , he said that the load of hay had tipped over in the street . The preacher , a kindly man , assured the little fellow that it was nothing serious , and asked him in to dinner .
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An Englishman went into his local library and asked for Frederic Harrison's George Washington and other American Addresses . In a little while he brought back the book to the librarian and said : " This book does not give me what I ...
An Englishman went into his local library and asked for Frederic Harrison's George Washington and other American Addresses . In a little while he brought back the book to the librarian and said : " This book does not give me what I ...
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ANTIDOTES " Suppose , " asked the professor in chemistry , " that you were summoned to the side of a patient who had accidentally swallowed a heavy dose of oxalic acid , what would you administer ? " The student who , studying for the ...
ANTIDOTES " Suppose , " asked the professor in chemistry , " that you were summoned to the side of a patient who had accidentally swallowed a heavy dose of oxalic acid , what would you administer ? " The student who , studying for the ...
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At last old Bill turned to the captain and asked him to repeat the problem . The captain started off : ' If a fishing crew caught 500 pounds of cod and . ' 66 66 ' ' Wait a moment , ' said Bill , ' is it codfish they caught ?
At last old Bill turned to the captain and asked him to repeat the problem . The captain started off : ' If a fishing crew caught 500 pounds of cod and . ' 66 66 ' ' Wait a moment , ' said Bill , ' is it codfish they caught ?
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asked the second soldier sarcastically . " None in particular , " was the response . Then , after a sullen survey of the bit of beef he held in his hand , the amateur fighter observed : " Bill , I now fully realize what people mean when ...
asked the second soldier sarcastically . " None in particular , " was the response . Then , after a sullen survey of the bit of beef he held in his hand , the amateur fighter observed : " Bill , I now fully realize what people mean when ...
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| Pealkiri | Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and Quotations |
| Editor | Harold Workman Williams |
| Compiled by | Clara Elizabeth Fanning, Harold Workman Williams, Halsey William Wilson |
| Edition | 3, reprint |
| Publisher | H.W. Wilson, 1916 |
| Original from | California Ülikool |
| Digitized | 11 dets. 2007 |
| Length | 483 pages |
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