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At last old Bill turned to the captain and asked him to repeat the problem . The captain started off : ' If a fishing crew caught 500 pounds of cod and . ' 66 66 ' ' Wait a moment , ' said Bill , ' is it codfish they caught ?
At last old Bill turned to the captain and asked him to repeat the problem . The captain started off : ' If a fishing crew caught 500 pounds of cod and . ' 66 66 ' ' Wait a moment , ' said Bill , ' is it codfish they caught ?
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Then , after a sullen survey of the bit of beef he held in his hand , the amateur fighter observed : " Bill , I now fully realize what people mean when they speak of the sinews of war . " - Howard Morse . ART There was an old sculptor ...
Then , after a sullen survey of the bit of beef he held in his hand , the amateur fighter observed : " Bill , I now fully realize what people mean when they speak of the sinews of war . " - Howard Morse . ART There was an old sculptor ...
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When it comes to running up accounts , and jumping his board - bill , and lifting his voice , and throwing a thirty - two pound bluff , there isn't a gladiator in creation that can give my boy Tommie any kind of a handicap .
When it comes to running up accounts , and jumping his board - bill , and lifting his voice , and throwing a thirty - two pound bluff , there isn't a gladiator in creation that can give my boy Tommie any kind of a handicap .
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A week later he received a bill from the lawyer as follows : " For literary advice , $ 100 . " He says he paid . " Tried to skin me , that scribbler did ! " " What did he want ? " " Wanted to get out a book jointly , he to write the ...
A week later he received a bill from the lawyer as follows : " For literary advice , $ 100 . " He says he paid . " Tried to skin me , that scribbler did ! " " What did he want ? " " Wanted to get out a book jointly , he to write the ...
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Finally Dr. Hillis , becoming alarmed at the inroads the bill might make in his modest stipend , went to the physician and said , “ See here , Doctor , I must know how much I owe you . " After some urging , the physician replied ...
Finally Dr. Hillis , becoming alarmed at the inroads the bill might make in his modest stipend , went to the physician and said , “ See here , Doctor , I must know how much I owe you . " After some urging , the physician replied ...
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| Pealkiri | Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and Quotations |
| Editor | Harold Workman Williams |
| Compiled by | Clara Elizabeth Fanning, Harold Workman Williams, Halsey William Wilson |
| Edition | 3, reprint |
| Publisher | H.W. Wilson, 1916 |
| Original from | California Ülikool |
| Digitized | 11 dets. 2007 |
| Length | 483 pages |
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