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The sidewalk was sheeted with ice and the doctor was making his way carefully , as was also a woman going in the opposite direction . In seeking to avoid each other , both slipped and they came down in a heap .
The sidewalk was sheeted with ice and the doctor was making his way carefully , as was also a woman going in the opposite direction . In seeking to avoid each other , both slipped and they came down in a heap .
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The polite doctor was overwhelmed and his embarrassment paralyzed his speech , but the woman was equal to the occasion . " Doctor , if you will be kind enough to rise and pick out your legs , I will take what remains , " she said ...
The polite doctor was overwhelmed and his embarrassment paralyzed his speech , but the woman was equal to the occasion . " Doctor , if you will be kind enough to rise and pick out your legs , I will take what remains , " she said ...
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Two doctors met in the hall of the hospital . " Well , " said the first , " what's new this morning ? " " I've got a most curious case . Woman , cross - eyed ; in fact . so cross - eyed that when she cries the tears run down her back .
Two doctors met in the hall of the hospital . " Well , " said the first , " what's new this morning ? " " I've got a most curious case . Woman , cross - eyed ; in fact . so cross - eyed that when she cries the tears run down her back .
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Shortly after going there he required the services of a physician , and on the advice of one of his parishioners called in a doctor noted for his ability properly to emphasize a good story , but who attended church very rarely .
Shortly after going there he required the services of a physician , and on the advice of one of his parishioners called in a doctor noted for his ability properly to emphasize a good story , but who attended church very rarely .
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... Said , " O Doctor dear , Won't you please make it beer ? " " No , no , " said the Doc . , " that's Teutonic . " BEES TEACHER- " Tommy , do you know ' How Doth the Little Busy TOMMY -- " No ; I only know he doth it !
... Said , " O Doctor dear , Won't you please make it beer ? " " No , no , " said the Doc . , " that's Teutonic . " BEES TEACHER- " Tommy , do you know ' How Doth the Little Busy TOMMY -- " No ; I only know he doth it !
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| Pealkiri | Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and Quotations |
| Editor | Harold Workman Williams |
| Compiled by | Clara Elizabeth Fanning, Harold Workman Williams, Halsey William Wilson |
| Edition | 3, reprint |
| Publisher | H.W. Wilson, 1916 |
| Original from | California Ülikool |
| Digitized | 11 dets. 2007 |
| Length | 483 pages |
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