Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and Quotations |
From inside the book
Results 1-5 of 67
Page 9
t looking over our paper to see which merchant is not advertising , so that he can go to that store , spin his web across the door and lead a life of undisturbed peace ever afterward . " " Good Heavens , man !
t looking over our paper to see which merchant is not advertising , so that he can go to that store , spin his web across the door and lead a life of undisturbed peace ever afterward . " " Good Heavens , man !
Page 21
I wish that my room had a floor ; I don't so much care for a door ; But this crawling around Without touching the ground Is getting to be quite a bore . I am a great friend to public amusements ; for TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 21 .
I wish that my room had a floor ; I don't so much care for a door ; But this crawling around Without touching the ground Is getting to be quite a bore . I am a great friend to public amusements ; for TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 21 .
Page 30
39 He that seeks popularity in art closes the door on his own genius : as he must needs paint for other minds , and not for his own . Mrs. Jameson . ATHLETES The caller's eye had caught the photograph of Tommie 30 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
39 He that seeks popularity in art closes the door on his own genius : as he must needs paint for other minds , and not for his own . Mrs. Jameson . ATHLETES The caller's eye had caught the photograph of Tommie 30 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
Page 32
He stood the entertainment as long as he could - three authors , to be exactand then made an excuse that he was going to open the front door to let in some fresh air . In the hall he found one of the servants asleep on a settee .
He stood the entertainment as long as he could - three authors , to be exactand then made an excuse that he was going to open the front door to let in some fresh air . In the hall he found one of the servants asleep on a settee .
Page 46
The room was all right , and the bed was pretty good , but I couldn't sleep very much for I was afraid some one would want to take a bath , and the only door to it was through my room . " RURAL CONSTABLE- " Now then , come out o ' that ...
The room was all right , and the bed was pretty good , but I couldn't sleep very much for I was afraid some one would want to take a bath , and the only door to it was through my room . " RURAL CONSTABLE- " Now then , come out o ' that ...
What people are saying - Write a review
We haven't found any reviews in the usual places.
Other editions - View all
Toaster's Handbook; Jokes, Stories, and Quotations Comp B. 1878 C. E. (Clara Eliza Fanning No preview available - 2012 |
Common terms and phrases
ain't American answered appeared asked better bill called church comes course dear dinner doctor dollars don't door exclaimed eyes face father finally five gave George girl give half hand head hear heard hour humor husband John joke judge keep kind lady late laugh lawyer live look married matter mean mind minutes Miss morning mother never night noticed once passed play political present question recently remarked replied returned seat seemed side smile speak stopped story street sure talking teacher tell there's things thought told took town train traveling turned voice wait walk watch week What's wife wish woman York young
Bibliographic information
| Pealkiri | Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and Quotations |
| Editor | Harold Workman Williams |
| Compiled by | Clara Elizabeth Fanning, Harold Workman Williams, Halsey William Wilson |
| Edition | 3, reprint |
| Publisher | H.W. Wilson, 1916 |
| Original from | California Ülikool |
| Digitized | 11 dets. 2007 |
| Length | 483 pages |
| Export Citation | BiBTeX EndNote RefMan |