Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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... him the practice of economy . His reply staggered her : " Dear Grandma , " it ran , " thank you for your kind letter of advice . I have sold the same for five pounds . " Many receive advice , only the wise profit by it ΙΟ TOASTER'S ...
... him the practice of economy . His reply staggered her : " Dear Grandma , " it ran , " thank you for your kind letter of advice . I have sold the same for five pounds . " Many receive advice , only the wise profit by it ΙΟ TOASTER'S ...
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... five , when I'm in school I'm six , and when I'm on the cars I'm four . " " How effusively sweet that Mrs. Blondey is to you , Jonesy , " said Witherell . " What's up ? Any tender little romance there ? " “ No , indeed — why , that ...
... five , when I'm in school I'm six , and when I'm on the cars I'm four . " " How effusively sweet that Mrs. Blondey is to you , Jonesy , " said Witherell . " What's up ? Any tender little romance there ? " “ No , indeed — why , that ...
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... five centuries the more money you realize from it . " AMBITIOUS AUTHOR- “ Hurray ! Five dollars for my latest story , ' The Call of the Lure ! ' FAST FRIEND " Who from ? " AMBITIOUS AUTHOR- " The express company . They lost it . " A ...
... five centuries the more money you realize from it . " AMBITIOUS AUTHOR- “ Hurray ! Five dollars for my latest story , ' The Call of the Lure ! ' FAST FRIEND " Who from ? " AMBITIOUS AUTHOR- " The express company . They lost it . " A ...
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... five - year - old son of James Oppenheim , author of " The Olympian , " was recently asked what work he was going to do when he became a man . “ Oh , ” Ralph replied , " I'm not going to work at all . " " Well , what are you going to do ...
... five - year - old son of James Oppenheim , author of " The Olympian , " was recently asked what work he was going to do when he became a man . “ Oh , ” Ralph replied , " I'm not going to work at all . " " Well , what are you going to do ...
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... five miles an hour . " " Sure ! " said the new constable , " but the speed law round these here parts is ten mile an hour , and by Jehosophat I'm goin ' to make you ottermobile fellers live up to it . " Two street pedlers in Bradford ...
... five miles an hour . " " Sure ! " said the new constable , " but the speed law round these here parts is ten mile an hour , and by Jehosophat I'm goin ' to make you ottermobile fellers live up to it . " Two street pedlers in Bradford ...
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