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His reply staggered her : " Dear Grandma , " it ran , " thank you for your kind letter of advice . I have sold the same for five pounds . " Many receive advice , only the wise profit by it 10 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
His reply staggered her : " Dear Grandma , " it ran , " thank you for your kind letter of advice . I have sold the same for five pounds . " Many receive advice , only the wise profit by it 10 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
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Well , when I'm home I'm five , when I'm in school I'm six , and when I'm on the cars I'm four . " " How effusively sweet that Mrs. Blondey is to you , Jonesy , " said Witherell . " What's up ? Any tender little romance there ?
Well , when I'm home I'm five , when I'm in school I'm six , and when I'm on the cars I'm four . " " How effusively sweet that Mrs. Blondey is to you , Jonesy , " said Witherell . " What's up ? Any tender little romance there ?
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The more scarce a book is at the end of four or five centuries the more money you realize from it . " AMBITIOUS AUTHOR " Hurray ! Five dollars for my latest story , ' The Call of the Lure ! ' 29 FAST FRIEND " Who from ?
The more scarce a book is at the end of four or five centuries the more money you realize from it . " AMBITIOUS AUTHOR " Hurray ! Five dollars for my latest story , ' The Call of the Lure ! ' 29 FAST FRIEND " Who from ?
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The five - year - old son of James Oppenheim , author of " The Olympian , " was recently asked what work he was going to do when he became a man . “ Oh , " Ralph replied , " I'm not going to work at all . " " Well , what are you going ...
The five - year - old son of James Oppenheim , author of " The Olympian , " was recently asked what work he was going to do when he became a man . “ Oh , " Ralph replied , " I'm not going to work at all . " " Well , what are you going ...
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That's only five miles an hour . " " Sure ! " said the new constable , " but the speed law round these here parts is ten mile an hour , and by Jehosophat I'm goin ' to make you ottermobile fellers live up to it .
That's only five miles an hour . " " Sure ! " said the new constable , " but the speed law round these here parts is ten mile an hour , and by Jehosophat I'm goin ' to make you ottermobile fellers live up to it .
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| Pealkiri | Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and Quotations |
| Editor | Harold Workman Williams |
| Compiled by | Clara Elizabeth Fanning, Harold Workman Williams, Halsey William Wilson |
| Edition | 3, reprint |
| Publisher | H.W. Wilson, 1916 |
| Original from | California Ülikool |
| Digitized | 11 dets. 2007 |
| Length | 483 pages |
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