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Cicero said of Antonius , “ All his speeches were , in appearance , the unpremeditated effusion of an honest heart ; and yet , in reality , they were preconceived with so much skill that the judges were not so well prepared as they ...
Cicero said of Antonius , “ All his speeches were , in appearance , the unpremeditated effusion of an honest heart ; and yet , in reality , they were preconceived with so much skill that the judges were not so well prepared as they ...
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-Judge . Harry N. Atwood , the noted aviator , was the guest of honor at a dinner in New York , and on the occasion his eloquent reply to a toast on aviation terminated neatly with these words : " The aeroplane has come at last , but it ...
-Judge . Harry N. Atwood , the noted aviator , was the guest of honor at a dinner in New York , and on the occasion his eloquent reply to a toast on aviation terminated neatly with these words : " The aeroplane has come at last , but it ...
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Ah , you should never judge from appearances . He's got a gumboil on one side of his face and he has been stung by a wasp on the other . " APPLAUSE A certain theatrical troupe , after a dreary and unsuccessful tour , finally arrived in ...
Ah , you should never judge from appearances . He's got a gumboil on one side of his face and he has been stung by a wasp on the other . " APPLAUSE A certain theatrical troupe , after a dreary and unsuccessful tour , finally arrived in ...
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Judge . BREATH One day a teacher was having a first - grade class in physiology . She asked them if they knew that there was a burning fire in the body all of the time . One little girl spoke up and said : " Yes'm , when it is a cold ...
Judge . BREATH One day a teacher was having a first - grade class in physiology . She asked them if they knew that there was a burning fire in the body all of the time . One little girl spoke up and said : " Yes'm , when it is a cold ...
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BRIBERY A judge , disgusted with a jury that seemed unable to reach an agreement in a perfectly evident case , rose and said , " I discharge this jury . " One sensitive talesman , indignant at what he considered a rebuke , obstinately ...
BRIBERY A judge , disgusted with a jury that seemed unable to reach an agreement in a perfectly evident case , rose and said , " I discharge this jury . " One sensitive talesman , indignant at what he considered a rebuke , obstinately ...
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| Pealkiri | Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and Quotations |
| Editor | Harold Workman Williams |
| Compiled by | Clara Elizabeth Fanning, Harold Workman Williams, Halsey William Wilson |
| Edition | 3, reprint |
| Publisher | H.W. Wilson, 1916 |
| Original from | California Ülikool |
| Digitized | 11 dets. 2007 |
| Length | 483 pages |
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