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A lawyer , " says a member of that order , must have such and such mental and moral qualities ; " but before all else " -and this impressively " he must possess a sense of humor . " Samuel McChord Crothers says that were he on the ...
A lawyer , " says a member of that order , must have such and such mental and moral qualities ; " but before all else " -and this impressively " he must possess a sense of humor . " Samuel McChord Crothers says that were he on the ...
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Going to a lawyer of his acquaintance he told him the plot and was shown a way to the desired end . " You've saved me just $ 100 , " he exclaimed , " for that's what I am going to get for this story . " A week later he received a bill ...
Going to a lawyer of his acquaintance he told him the plot and was shown a way to the desired end . " You've saved me just $ 100 , " he exclaimed , " for that's what I am going to get for this story . " A week later he received a bill ...
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“ Because , " announced the juror , pointing to the lawyer for the defense , " I'm being hired by that man there ! " BRIDES " My dear , " said the young husband as he took the bottle of milk from the dumb - waiter and held it up to ...
“ Because , " announced the juror , pointing to the lawyer for the defense , " I'm being hired by that man there ! " BRIDES " My dear , " said the young husband as he took the bottle of milk from the dumb - waiter and held it up to ...
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BUSINESS A Boston lawyer , who brought his wit from his native Dublin , while cross - examining the plaintiff in a divorce trial , brought forth the following : " You wish to divorce this woman because she drinks ? " " Yes , sir .
BUSINESS A Boston lawyer , who brought his wit from his native Dublin , while cross - examining the plaintiff in a divorce trial , brought forth the following : " You wish to divorce this woman because she drinks ? " " Yes , sir .
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A New York lawyer , gazing idly out of his window , saw a sight in an office across the street that made him rub his eyes and look again . Yes , there was no doubt about it . The pretty stenographer was sitting upon the gentleman's lap ...
A New York lawyer , gazing idly out of his window , saw a sight in an office across the street that made him rub his eyes and look again . Yes , there was no doubt about it . The pretty stenographer was sitting upon the gentleman's lap ...
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| Pealkiri | Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and Quotations |
| Editor | Harold Workman Williams |
| Compiled by | Clara Elizabeth Fanning, Harold Workman Williams, Halsey William Wilson |
| Edition | 3, reprint |
| Publisher | H.W. Wilson, 1916 |
| Original from | California Ülikool |
| Digitized | 11 dets. 2007 |
| Length | 483 pages |
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