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A man with a highly whimsical sense of humor had married a woman with none . Yet he told his best stories with an eye to their effect on her , and when her response came , peaceful and placid and non - comprehending , he would look ...
A man with a highly whimsical sense of humor had married a woman with none . Yet he told his best stories with an eye to their effect on her , and when her response came , peaceful and placid and non - comprehending , he would look ...
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HE— “ But what reason have you for refusing to marry me ? " SHE " Papa objects . He says you are an actor . " HE " Give my regards to the old boy and tell him I'm sorry he isn't a newspaper critic .
HE— “ But what reason have you for refusing to marry me ? " SHE " Papa objects . He says you are an actor . " HE " Give my regards to the old boy and tell him I'm sorry he isn't a newspaper critic .
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Say , I couldn't have more if I was married to the blamed machine . " A little " Brush " chugged painfully up to the gate of a race track . " Sold ! " The gate - keeper , demanding the usual fee for automobiles , called : " A dollar for ...
Say , I couldn't have more if I was married to the blamed machine . " A little " Brush " chugged painfully up to the gate of a race track . " Sold ! " The gate - keeper , demanding the usual fee for automobiles , called : " A dollar for ...
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They had been married just before boarding the train and , like a good many of their white brothers and sisters , were very much interested in each other , regardless of the amusement of their neighbors . After various " billings and ...
They had been married just before boarding the train and , like a good many of their white brothers and sisters , were very much interested in each other , regardless of the amusement of their neighbors . After various " billings and ...
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And are you married ? " BEGGAR " Pardon me , madam ! D'ye think I'd be relyin ' on total strangers for support if I had a wife ? " MAN " Is there any reason why I should give you five Boy- " Well , if I had a nice high hat like yours I ...
And are you married ? " BEGGAR " Pardon me , madam ! D'ye think I'd be relyin ' on total strangers for support if I had a wife ? " MAN " Is there any reason why I should give you five Boy- " Well , if I had a nice high hat like yours I ...
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| Pealkiri | Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and Quotations |
| Editor | Harold Workman Williams |
| Compiled by | Clara Elizabeth Fanning, Harold Workman Williams, Halsey William Wilson |
| Edition | 3, reprint |
| Publisher | H.W. Wilson, 1916 |
| Original from | California Ülikool |
| Digitized | 11 dets. 2007 |
| Length | 483 pages |
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