Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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Page xv
... never given , or heard anyone else give , a toast . It would seem hardly possible in this day of banquets to find an individual who has missed these occa- sions entirely - but he is to be found . Especially is this true in a world where ...
... never given , or heard anyone else give , a toast . It would seem hardly possible in this day of banquets to find an individual who has missed these occa- sions entirely - but he is to be found . Especially is this true in a world where ...
Page xvii
... never meet , " etc. Don't apologize . Don't say that you are not prepared ; that you speak on very short notice ; that you are " no orator as Brutus is . " Resolve to do your best and let your effort speak for itself . Avoid irony and ...
... never meet , " etc. Don't apologize . Don't say that you are not prepared ; that you speak on very short notice ; that you are " no orator as Brutus is . " Resolve to do your best and let your effort speak for itself . Avoid irony and ...
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... never made such a bloomin ' fuss as you're doin ' . " A preacher had ordered a load of hay from one of his par- ishioners . About noon , the parishioner's little son came to the house crying lustily . On being asked what the matter was ...
... never made such a bloomin ' fuss as you're doin ' . " A preacher had ordered a load of hay from one of his par- ishioners . About noon , the parishioner's little son came to the house crying lustily . On being asked what the matter was ...
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... never told a lie . " ADVERTISING Not long ago a patron of a cafe in Chicago summoned his waiter and delivered himself as follows : " I want to know the meaning of this . Look at this piece of beef . See its size . Last evening I was ...
... never told a lie . " ADVERTISING Not long ago a patron of a cafe in Chicago summoned his waiter and delivered himself as follows : " I want to know the meaning of this . Look at this piece of beef . See its size . Last evening I was ...
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... Never laughed so much at any one in all my life . " Is he as good as Foy ? " ventured Foy hopefully . " As good as Foy ! " The young man's scorn was superb . " Why , this Hitchcock has got that Foy person looking like a gloom . They're ...
... Never laughed so much at any one in all my life . " Is he as good as Foy ? " ventured Foy hopefully . " As good as Foy ! " The young man's scorn was superb . " Why , this Hitchcock has got that Foy person looking like a gloom . They're ...
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