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When he came back to New York a group of friends noticed that the actor appeared to be much downcast . " What's the matter , Crane ? Didn't they appreciate it ? " asked one of his friends . " They didn't seem to , " laconically answered ...
When he came back to New York a group of friends noticed that the actor appeared to be much downcast . " What's the matter , Crane ? Didn't they appreciate it ? " asked one of his friends . " They didn't seem to , " laconically answered ...
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Gerald , " said the young wife , noticing how heartily he was eating , " do I cook as well as your mother did ? " Gerald put up his monocle , and stared at her through it . " Once and for all , Agatha , " he said , " I beg you will ...
Gerald , " said the young wife , noticing how heartily he was eating , " do I cook as well as your mother did ? " Gerald put up his monocle , and stared at her through it . " Once and for all , Agatha , " he said , " I beg you will ...
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I wint to that room and noticed wan of thim in a bunk . ' Are ye dead ? ' says I. ' No , ' says he , ' but I'm pretty near dead . ' " So I buried him . " Telephone girls sometimes glory in their mistakes if there is a joke in ...
I wint to that room and noticed wan of thim in a bunk . ' Are ye dead ? ' says I. ' No , ' says he , ' but I'm pretty near dead . ' " So I buried him . " Telephone girls sometimes glory in their mistakes if there is a joke in ...
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... have you noticed that there's never cream on this milk ? " " I spoke to the milkman about it , " she replied , " and he explained that the company always fill their bottles so full that there's no room for cream on top .
... have you noticed that there's never cream on this milk ? " " I spoke to the milkman about it , " she replied , " and he explained that the company always fill their bottles so full that there's no room for cream on top .
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BRYAN , WILLIAM JENNINGS Some time after the presidential election of 1908 , one of Champ Clark's friends noticed that he still wore one of the Bryan watch fobs so popular during the election . On being asked the reason for this , Champ ...
BRYAN , WILLIAM JENNINGS Some time after the presidential election of 1908 , one of Champ Clark's friends noticed that he still wore one of the Bryan watch fobs so popular during the election . On being asked the reason for this , Champ ...
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| Pealkiri | Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and Quotations |
| Editor | Harold Workman Williams |
| Compiled by | Clara Elizabeth Fanning, Harold Workman Williams, Halsey William Wilson |
| Edition | 3, reprint |
| Publisher | H.W. Wilson, 1916 |
| Original from | California Ülikool |
| Digitized | 11 dets. 2007 |
| Length | 483 pages |
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