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In a North of England town recently a company of local amateurs produced Hamlet , and the following account of the proceedings appeared in the local paper next morning : " Last night all the fashionables and elite of our town gathered ...
In a North of England town recently a company of local amateurs produced Hamlet , and the following account of the proceedings appeared in the local paper next morning : " Last night all the fashionables and elite of our town gathered ...
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... in a dinner up will come a speech , but I warn you that if you open your mouths and drop in one of Senator Depew's speeches up will come your dinners . " Mr. John C. Hackett recently told the following story : 12 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
... in a dinner up will come a speech , but I warn you that if you open your mouths and drop in one of Senator Depew's speeches up will come your dinners . " Mr. John C. Hackett recently told the following story : 12 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
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Mr. John C. Hackett recently told the following story : " I was up in Rockland County last summer , and there was a banquet given at a country hotel . All the farmers were there and all the village characters .
Mr. John C. Hackett recently told the following story : " I was up in Rockland County last summer , and there was a banquet given at a country hotel . All the farmers were there and all the village characters .
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A small boy who had recently passed his fifth birthday was riding in a suburban car with his mother , when they were asked the customary question , " How old is the boy ? " After being told the correct age , which did not require a fare ...
A small boy who had recently passed his fifth birthday was riding in a suburban car with his mother , when they were asked the customary question , " How old is the boy ? " After being told the correct age , which did not require a fare ...
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The five - year - old son of James Oppenheim , author of " The Olympian , " was recently asked what work he was going to do when he became a man . “ Oh , " Ralph replied , " I'm not going to work at all . " " Well , what are you going ...
The five - year - old son of James Oppenheim , author of " The Olympian , " was recently asked what work he was going to do when he became a man . “ Oh , " Ralph replied , " I'm not going to work at all . " " Well , what are you going ...
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| Pealkiri | Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and Quotations |
| Editor | Harold Workman Williams |
| Compiled by | Clara Elizabeth Fanning, Harold Workman Williams, Halsey William Wilson |
| Edition | 3, reprint |
| Publisher | H.W. Wilson, 1916 |
| Original from | California Ülikool |
| Digitized | 11 dets. 2007 |
| Length | 483 pages |
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