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Page 11
When asked , " Does it go ? " Replied , " I don't know ; I'm awaiting some damphule to try ' er . " AFTER DINNER SPEECHES A Frenchman once remarked : " The TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 11.
When asked , " Does it go ? " Replied , " I don't know ; I'm awaiting some damphule to try ' er . " AFTER DINNER SPEECHES A Frenchman once remarked : " The TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 11.
Page 12
AFTER DINNER SPEECHES A Frenchman once remarked : " The table is the only place where one is not bored for the first hour . " Every rose has its thorn There's fuzz on all the peaches . There never was a dinner yet Without some lengthy ...
AFTER DINNER SPEECHES A Frenchman once remarked : " The table is the only place where one is not bored for the first hour . " Every rose has its thorn There's fuzz on all the peaches . There never was a dinner yet Without some lengthy ...
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It appears that one afternoon she informed the young man that the next day would be her birthday , whereupon the suitor remarked that he would the next morning send her some roses , one rose for each year . That night he wrote a note ...
It appears that one afternoon she informed the young man that the next day would be her birthday , whereupon the suitor remarked that he would the next morning send her some roses , one rose for each year . That night he wrote a note ...
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The company in general listened to the story with admiration , but a merry - eyed American girl remarked : " Well , if he'd been my husband I should have replied , ' Alpheus , get up yourself ; I've thought of a bad word !
The company in general listened to the story with admiration , but a merry - eyed American girl remarked : " Well , if he'd been my husband I should have replied , ' Alpheus , get up yourself ; I've thought of a bad word !
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After their first greetings at King's Cross Station , the young fellow remarked : " Feyther , you are not lookin ' weel . Is there anything the matter ? " The old man replied , " Aye , lad , I have had quite an accident .
After their first greetings at King's Cross Station , the young fellow remarked : " Feyther , you are not lookin ' weel . Is there anything the matter ? " The old man replied , " Aye , lad , I have had quite an accident .
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| Pealkiri | Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and Quotations |
| Editor | Harold Workman Williams |
| Compiled by | Clara Elizabeth Fanning, Harold Workman Williams, Halsey William Wilson |
| Edition | 3, reprint |
| Publisher | H.W. Wilson, 1916 |
| Original from | California Ülikool |
| Digitized | 11 dets. 2007 |
| Length | 483 pages |
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