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This toast was the ordinary piece of bread scorched on both sides . Shakespeare in " The Merry Wives of Windsor " has Falstaff say , “ Fetch me a quart of sack and put a toast in ' t . " Later the term came to be applied to the lady in ...
This toast was the ordinary piece of bread scorched on both sides . Shakespeare in " The Merry Wives of Windsor " has Falstaff say , “ Fetch me a quart of sack and put a toast in ' t . " Later the term came to be applied to the lady in ...
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More stars she espied As she lay on her side Than are found in the Star Spangled Banner . A gentleman sprang to assist her ; He picked up her glove and her wrister ; " Did you fall , Ma'am ? " he cried ; " Did you think , " she replied ...
More stars she espied As she lay on her side Than are found in the Star Spangled Banner . A gentleman sprang to assist her ; He picked up her glove and her wrister ; " Did you fall , Ma'am ? " he cried ; " Did you think , " she replied ...
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He's got all these other would - be side - ticklers lashed to the mast . He's a scream . Never laughed so much at any one in all my life . " Is he as good as Foy ? " ventured Foy hopefully . " As good as Foy !
He's got all these other would - be side - ticklers lashed to the mast . He's a scream . Never laughed so much at any one in all my life . " Is he as good as Foy ? " ventured Foy hopefully . " As good as Foy !
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ANTIDOTES " Suppose , " asked the professor in chemistry , " that you were summoned to the side of a patient who had accidentally swallowed a heavy dose of oxalic acid , what would you administer ? " The student who , studying for the ...
ANTIDOTES " Suppose , " asked the professor in chemistry , " that you were summoned to the side of a patient who had accidentally swallowed a heavy dose of oxalic acid , what would you administer ? " The student who , studying for the ...
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Why don't both sides come together and arbitrate ? " she cried . " They did , " said he . " They did , ' way back in June . That's how the gol - durned thing started . " ARITHMETIC " He seems to be very clever . " " Yes , indeed .
Why don't both sides come together and arbitrate ? " she cried . " They did , " said he . " They did , ' way back in June . That's how the gol - durned thing started . " ARITHMETIC " He seems to be very clever . " " Yes , indeed .
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| Pealkiri | Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and Quotations |
| Editor | Harold Workman Williams |
| Compiled by | Clara Elizabeth Fanning, Harold Workman Williams, Halsey William Wilson |
| Edition | 3, reprint |
| Publisher | H.W. Wilson, 1916 |
| Original from | California Ülikool |
| Digitized | 11 dets. 2007 |
| Length | 483 pages |
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