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Samuel McChord Crothers says that were he on the examining board for the granting of certificates to prospective teachers , he would place a copy of Lamb's essay on Schoolmasters in the hands of each , and if the light of humorous ...
Samuel McChord Crothers says that were he on the examining board for the granting of certificates to prospective teachers , he would place a copy of Lamb's essay on Schoolmasters in the hands of each , and if the light of humorous ...
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The old man gathered himself together with an effort , and said : " Marse Cha'les , mebbe it ain ' for us po ' niggers to teach ouh young masser ' portment . But we jes ' got to tell yo ' dat , in all de time we b'long to de fambly , ...
The old man gathered himself together with an effort , and said : " Marse Cha'les , mebbe it ain ' for us po ' niggers to teach ouh young masser ' portment . But we jes ' got to tell yo ' dat , in all de time we b'long to de fambly , ...
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WILLIE " Teacher says we're here to help others . " PA- " Of course we are . " WILLIE " Well , what are the others here for ? " There was once a remarkably kind boy who was a great angler . There was a trout stream in his neighborhood ...
WILLIE " Teacher says we're here to help others . " PA- " Of course we are . " WILLIE " Well , what are the others here for ? " There was once a remarkably kind boy who was a great angler . There was a trout stream in his neighborhood ...
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... grow up and not be able to figure up baseball scores and batting averages ? Never ! " TEACHER " Now , Johnny , suppose I should borrow $ 100 from your father and should pay him $ 10 a month for ten months , how much would I then owe ...
... grow up and not be able to figure up baseball scores and batting averages ? Never ! " TEACHER " Now , Johnny , suppose I should borrow $ 100 from your father and should pay him $ 10 a month for ten months , how much would I then owe ...
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... cry Tickle and entertain us , or we die ! -Cowper . The author who speaks about his own books is almost as bad as a mother who talks about her own children . - Disraeli . AUTOMOBILES TEACHER " If a man saves $ 2 a TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 35.
... cry Tickle and entertain us , or we die ! -Cowper . The author who speaks about his own books is almost as bad as a mother who talks about her own children . - Disraeli . AUTOMOBILES TEACHER " If a man saves $ 2 a TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 35.
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| Pealkiri | Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and Quotations |
| Editor | Harold Workman Williams |
| Compiled by | Clara Elizabeth Fanning, Harold Workman Williams, Halsey William Wilson |
| Edition | 3, reprint |
| Publisher | H.W. Wilson, 1916 |
| Original from | California Ülikool |
| Digitized | 11 dets. 2007 |
| Length | 483 pages |
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