Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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... teachers , he would place a copy of Lamb's essay on Schoolmasters in the hands of each , and if the light of humorous ... teacher must possess a sense of humor ! If it be true , then , that the sense of humor is so important in ...
... teachers , he would place a copy of Lamb's essay on Schoolmasters in the hands of each , and if the light of humorous ... teacher must possess a sense of humor ! If it be true , then , that the sense of humor is so important in ...
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... teach ouh young masser ' portment . But we jes ' got to tell yo ' dat , in all de time we b'long to de fambly ,, none o ' ouh folks ain ' neveh befo ' mix up in sechlike dealin's , an ' we hope , Marse Cha'les , dat yo ' see de erroh of ...
... teach ouh young masser ' portment . But we jes ' got to tell yo ' dat , in all de time we b'long to de fambly ,, none o ' ouh folks ain ' neveh befo ' mix up in sechlike dealin's , an ' we hope , Marse Cha'les , dat yo ' see de erroh of ...
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... Teacher says we're here to help others . " PA- " Of course we are . " WILLIE " Well , what are the others here for ? " There was once a remarkably kind boy who was a great angler . There was a trout stream in his neighborhood that ran ...
... Teacher says we're here to help others . " PA- " Of course we are . " WILLIE " Well , what are the others here for ? " There was once a remarkably kind boy who was a great angler . There was a trout stream in his neighborhood that ran ...
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... TEACHER " Now , Johnny , suppose I should borrow $ 100 from your father and should pay him $ 10 a month for ten months , how much would I then owe him ? " JOHNNY " About $ 3 interest . " " See how I can count , mama , ” said Kitty ...
... TEACHER " Now , Johnny , suppose I should borrow $ 100 from your father and should pay him $ 10 a month for ten months , how much would I then owe him ? " JOHNNY " About $ 3 interest . " " See how I can count , mama , ” said Kitty ...
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... cry Tickle and entertain us , or we die ! -Cowper . The author who speaks about his own books is almost as bad as a mother who talks about her own children . - Disraeli . AUTOMOBILES TEACHER " If a man saves $ 2 a TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 35.
... cry Tickle and entertain us , or we die ! -Cowper . The author who speaks about his own books is almost as bad as a mother who talks about her own children . - Disraeli . AUTOMOBILES TEACHER " If a man saves $ 2 a TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 35.
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