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BACTERIA There once were some learned M. D.'s , Who captured some germs of disease , And infected a train Which , without causing pain , Allowed one to catch it with ease . Two doctors met in the hall of the hospital .
BACTERIA There once were some learned M. D.'s , Who captured some germs of disease , And infected a train Which , without causing pain , Allowed one to catch it with ease . Two doctors met in the hall of the hospital .
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In the negro car of a railway train in one of the gulf states a bridal couple were riding - a very light , rather good looking colored girl and a typical full blooded negro of possibly a re" Oh , that's all cheerfully .
In the negro car of a railway train in one of the gulf states a bridal couple were riding - a very light , rather good looking colored girl and a typical full blooded negro of possibly a re" Oh , that's all cheerfully .
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He was positively and had te marred just before boarding the train and , fter white brothers and sisters , were very eh other , regardless of the amusement ⚫rs . Atter various " billings and cooings " the in the seat and , resting his ...
He was positively and had te marred just before boarding the train and , fter white brothers and sisters , were very eh other , regardless of the amusement ⚫rs . Atter various " billings and cooings " the in the seat and , resting his ...
Page 50
They had been married just before boarding the train and , like a good many of their white brothers and sisters , were very much interested in each other , regardless of the amusement of their neighbors . After various " billings and ...
They had been married just before boarding the train and , like a good many of their white brothers and sisters , were very much interested in each other , regardless of the amusement of their neighbors . After various " billings and ...
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Yes , " said the second commuter , " I was missing too many trains . The old brand required three seconds to ... A suburban train was slowly working its way through one of the blizzards of 1894. Finally it came to a dead stop and all ...
Yes , " said the second commuter , " I was missing too many trains . The old brand required three seconds to ... A suburban train was slowly working its way through one of the blizzards of 1894. Finally it came to a dead stop and all ...
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