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The jokes and quotes gathered for the toaster have been placed under the subject headings where it seemed that they might be most useful , even at the risk of the joke turning on the compilers . To extend the usefulness of such pseudo ...
The jokes and quotes gathered for the toaster have been placed under the subject headings where it seemed that they might be most useful , even at the risk of the joke turning on the compilers . To extend the usefulness of such pseudo ...
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Let their graves be opened ; the one who turned over last night is the author . " Suit the action to the word , the word to the action , with this special observance , that you o'erstep not the modesty of nature . Shakespeare .
Let their graves be opened ; the one who turned over last night is the author . " Suit the action to the word , the word to the action , with this special observance , that you o'erstep not the modesty of nature . Shakespeare .
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One of the double - in - brass actors turned toward the fowl and angrily exclaimed : " Don't be so dern quick to jump at conclusions . Wait till you see the show . " - K . A. Bisbee . When William H. Crane was younger and less discreet ...
One of the double - in - brass actors turned toward the fowl and angrily exclaimed : " Don't be so dern quick to jump at conclusions . Wait till you see the show . " - K . A. Bisbee . When William H. Crane was younger and less discreet ...
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When Foy had moodily read to the bottom of the list , he turned to an unobtrusive young man who had been watching him out of the corner of his eye . " Say , have you seen this show ? " he asked . " Sure , " replied the young man .
When Foy had moodily read to the bottom of the list , he turned to an unobtrusive young man who had been watching him out of the corner of his eye . " Say , have you seen this show ? " he asked . " Sure , " replied the young man .
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The conversation turned to the subject of age . " I attribute my many years , " said Dr. Bigelow , " to the fact that I have been most abstemious . I have eaten sparingly , and have not used tobacco , and have taken little exercise .
The conversation turned to the subject of age . " I attribute my many years , " said Dr. Bigelow , " to the fact that I have been most abstemious . I have eaten sparingly , and have not used tobacco , and have taken little exercise .
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| Pealkiri | Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and Quotations |
| Editor | Harold Workman Williams |
| Compiled by | Clara Elizabeth Fanning, Harold Workman Williams, Halsey William Wilson |
| Edition | 3, reprint |
| Publisher | H.W. Wilson, 1916 |
| Original from | California Ülikool |
| Digitized | 11 dets. 2007 |
| Length | 483 pages |
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