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We have all had the painful experience of waiting in impatience for the speech of the evening to begin while some humble citizen made " a few introductory remarks . " In planning his speech and in getting it into finished form ...
We have all had the painful experience of waiting in impatience for the speech of the evening to begin while some humble citizen made " a few introductory remarks . " In planning his speech and in getting it into finished form ...
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Wait till you see the show . " - K . A. Bisbee . When William H. Crane was younger and less discreet he had a vaunting ambition to play Hamlet . So with his first profits he organized his own company and he went to an inland western ...
Wait till you see the show . " - K . A. Bisbee . When William H. Crane was younger and less discreet he had a vaunting ambition to play Hamlet . So with his first profits he organized his own company and he went to an inland western ...
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The salesman's patience becoming exhausted in waiting for the buyer to recognize him , he finally observed : " You have a fine signature , Mr. So - and - So . " " Yes , " admitted the buyer , " I should have .
The salesman's patience becoming exhausted in waiting for the buyer to recognize him , he finally observed : " You have a fine signature , Mr. So - and - So . " " Yes , " admitted the buyer , " I should have .
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66 66 ' ' Wait a moment , ' said Bill , ' is it codfish they caught ? ' " ' Yep , ' said the captain . ' ' Darn it all , ' said Bill . ' No wonder I couldn't get an anHere I've been figuring on salmon all the time . ' " swer .
66 66 ' ' Wait a moment , ' said Bill , ' is it codfish they caught ? ' " ' Yep , ' said the captain . ' ' Darn it all , ' said Bill . ' No wonder I couldn't get an anHere I've been figuring on salmon all the time . ' " swer .
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Wait a minute , George , " she said . " I'm afraid we will have to go down again . " " What's wrong ? " asked her husband . " I believe I have dropped one of the pearl buttons off my jacket . I think I can see it glistening on the ...
Wait a minute , George , " she said . " I'm afraid we will have to go down again . " " What's wrong ? " asked her husband . " I believe I have dropped one of the pearl buttons off my jacket . I think I can see it glistening on the ...
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