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One of them , I recall , is the situation in which the clown - acrobat , having made mighty preparations for jumping over a pile of chairs , suddenly changes his mind and walks off without attempting it . The laughter that invariably ...
One of them , I recall , is the situation in which the clown - acrobat , having made mighty preparations for jumping over a pile of chairs , suddenly changes his mind and walks off without attempting it . The laughter that invariably ...
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ACCIDENTS The late Dr. Henry Thayer , founder of Thayer's Laboratory in Cambridge , was walking along a street one winter morning . The sidewalk was sheeted with ice and the doctor was making his way carefully , as was also a woman ...
ACCIDENTS The late Dr. Henry Thayer , founder of Thayer's Laboratory in Cambridge , was walking along a street one winter morning . The sidewalk was sheeted with ice and the doctor was making his way carefully , as was also a woman ...
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“ Oh , let him walk out . " " No , no ! He no canna walk ! He wronga end up ! " There once was a lady from Guam , Who said , " Now the sea is so calm I will swim , for a lark " ; But she met with a shark . Let us now sing the ninetieth ...
“ Oh , let him walk out . " " No , no ! He no canna walk ! He wronga end up ! " There once was a lady from Guam , Who said , " Now the sea is so calm I will swim , for a lark " ; But she met with a shark . Let us now sing the ninetieth ...
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Paderewski arrived in a small western town about noon one day and decided to take a walk in the afternoon . While strolling along he heard a piano , and , following the sound , came to a house on which was a sign reading : " Miss Jones ...
Paderewski arrived in a small western town about noon one day and decided to take a walk in the afternoon . While strolling along he heard a piano , and , following the sound , came to a house on which was a sign reading : " Miss Jones ...
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I give you my word , sir , you could have walked as fast as I was running . " " Well , " said the magistrate , after due reflection , " you don't appear to have been exceeding the speed limit , but at the same time you must have been ...
I give you my word , sir , you could have walked as fast as I was running . " " Well , " said the magistrate , after due reflection , " you don't appear to have been exceeding the speed limit , but at the same time you must have been ...
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| Pealkiri | Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and Quotations |
| Editor | Harold Workman Williams |
| Compiled by | Clara Elizabeth Fanning, Harold Workman Williams, Halsey William Wilson |
| Edition | 3, reprint |
| Publisher | H.W. Wilson, 1916 |
| Original from | California Ülikool |
| Digitized | 11 dets. 2007 |
| Length | 483 pages |
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