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Speak simply and naturally and sit down and watch how the others do it . Of course the subject on such occasions is often of a more serious nature - Our Class ; The Team ; Our President — in which case a more serious treatment is called ...
Speak simply and naturally and sit down and watch how the others do it . Of course the subject on such occasions is often of a more serious nature - Our Class ; The Team ; Our President — in which case a more serious treatment is called ...
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... none of the dramatic critics might be there to watch his triumph . A bright thought struck him . He would announce the event . Rushing to a telegraph office , he sent to one of the leading critics the following telegram : “ Orlando ...
... none of the dramatic critics might be there to watch his triumph . A bright thought struck him . He would announce the event . Rushing to a telegraph office , he sent to one of the leading critics the following telegram : “ Orlando ...
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Pat , thinking to enliven the party , stated , with watch in hand : “ I'll presint a box of candy to the loidy that makes the homeliest face within the next three minutes . " The time expired , Pat announced : " Ah , Mrs. McGuire ...
Pat , thinking to enliven the party , stated , with watch in hand : “ I'll presint a box of candy to the loidy that makes the homeliest face within the next three minutes . " The time expired , Pat announced : " Ah , Mrs. McGuire ...
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The ship doctor of an English liner notified the death watch steward , an Irishman , that a man had died in stateroom 45. The usual instructions to bury the body were given . Some hours later the doctor peeked into the room and found ...
The ship doctor of an English liner notified the death watch steward , an Irishman , that a man had died in stateroom 45. The usual instructions to bury the body were given . Some hours later the doctor peeked into the room and found ...
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On being asked the reason for this , Champ replied : " Oh , that's to keep my watch running . " BUILDINGS Pat had gone back home to Ireland and was telling about New York . " Have they such tall buildings in America as they say , Pat ?
On being asked the reason for this , Champ replied : " Oh , that's to keep my watch running . " BUILDINGS Pat had gone back home to Ireland and was telling about New York . " Have they such tall buildings in America as they say , Pat ?
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| Pealkiri | Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and Quotations |
| Editor | Harold Workman Williams |
| Compiled by | Clara Elizabeth Fanning, Harold Workman Williams, Halsey William Wilson |
| Edition | 3, reprint |
| Publisher | H.W. Wilson, 1916 |
| Original from | California Ülikool |
| Digitized | 11 dets. 2007 |
| Length | 483 pages |
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