Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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... watch how the others do it . Of course the subject on such occasions is often of a more serious nature - Our Class ; The Team ; Our President - in which case a more serious treat- ment is called for , with a touch of honest pride and ...
... watch how the others do it . Of course the subject on such occasions is often of a more serious nature - Our Class ; The Team ; Our President - in which case a more serious treat- ment is called for , with a touch of honest pride and ...
Page 6
... watch his triumph . A bright thought struck him . He would announce the event . Rushing to a telegraph office , he sent to one of the leading critics the following telegram : " Orlando Day presents Allen Ainsworth's part to - night at ...
... watch his triumph . A bright thought struck him . He would announce the event . Rushing to a telegraph office , he sent to one of the leading critics the following telegram : " Orlando Day presents Allen Ainsworth's part to - night at ...
Page 47
... watch in hand : " I'll presint a box of candy to the loidy that makes the home- liest face within the next three minutes . " The time expired , Pat announced : " Ah , Mrs. McGuire , you get the prize . " " But , " protested Mrs. McGuire ...
... watch in hand : " I'll presint a box of candy to the loidy that makes the home- liest face within the next three minutes . " The time expired , Pat announced : " Ah , Mrs. McGuire , you get the prize . " " But , " protested Mrs. McGuire ...
Page 49
... watch in hand : " I'll presint a box of candy to the loidy that makes the home- liest face within the next three minutes . " The time expired , Pat announced : “ Ah , Mrs. McGuire , you get the prize . " " But , " protested Mrs. McGuire ...
... watch in hand : " I'll presint a box of candy to the loidy that makes the home- liest face within the next three minutes . " The time expired , Pat announced : “ Ah , Mrs. McGuire , you get the prize . " " But , " protested Mrs. McGuire ...
Page 57
... watch steward , an Irishman , that a man had died in stateroom 45. The usual instructions to bury the body were given . Some hours later the doctor peeked into the room and found that the body was still there . He called the Irishman's ...
... watch steward , an Irishman , that a man had died in stateroom 45. The usual instructions to bury the body were given . Some hours later the doctor peeked into the room and found that the body was still there . He called the Irishman's ...
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