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And Stevenson , always wise , insists that husband and wife must be able to laugh over the same jokes - have between them many a " grouse in the gun - room " story . But there must always be exceptions if the spice of life is to be ...
And Stevenson , always wise , insists that husband and wife must be able to laugh over the same jokes - have between them many a " grouse in the gun - room " story . But there must always be exceptions if the spice of life is to be ...
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... his wife , who had been body servants in his father's household , with a couple of seats in the theatre . As it happened , he was playing the part of the villain , and was largely concerned with treasons , stratagems and spoils .
... his wife , who had been body servants in his father's household , with a couple of seats in the theatre . As it happened , he was playing the part of the villain , and was largely concerned with treasons , stratagems and spoils .
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And when his wife said to him , ' Why , Tom , you bought only one ticket , ' he answered without a moment's hesitation , ' By Jove , you're right , dear ! I'd forgotten myself entirely ! ' " ALIBI A party of Manila army women were ...
And when his wife said to him , ' Why , Tom , you bought only one ticket , ' he answered without a moment's hesitation , ' By Jove , you're right , dear ! I'd forgotten myself entirely ! ' " ALIBI A party of Manila army women were ...
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Hubby , " said the observant wife , " the janitor of these flats is a bachelor . " " What of it ? " " I really think he is becoming interested in our oldest daughter . " “ There you go again with your pipe dreams !
Hubby , " said the observant wife , " the janitor of these flats is a bachelor . " " What of it ? " " I really think he is becoming interested in our oldest daughter . " “ There you go again with your pipe dreams !
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From yon blue heavens above us bent , The gardener Adam and his wife Smile at the claims of long descent . -Tennyson . ANGER Charlie and Nancy had quarreled . After their supper Mother tried to re - establish friendly relations .
From yon blue heavens above us bent , The gardener Adam and his wife Smile at the claims of long descent . -Tennyson . ANGER Charlie and Nancy had quarreled . After their supper Mother tried to re - establish friendly relations .
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