Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1923 - 483 pages |
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... Senator for his compliment , and then said : " Mr. Depew says if you open my mouth and drop in a dinner up will come a speech , but I warn you that if you open your mouths and drop in one of Senator Depew's speeches up will come your ...
... Senator for his compliment , and then said : " Mr. Depew says if you open my mouth and drop in a dinner up will come a speech , but I warn you that if you open your mouths and drop in one of Senator Depew's speeches up will come your ...
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... Senator Depew of New York told this story : When Queen Liliuokalani was in England during the English queen's jubilee , she was received at Buckingham Palace . In the course of the remarks that passed between the two queens , the one ...
... Senator Depew of New York told this story : When Queen Liliuokalani was in England during the English queen's jubilee , she was received at Buckingham Palace . In the course of the remarks that passed between the two queens , the one ...
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... said then , thoughtfully : " why don't you sugar your head and go as a pill ? " - Frank X. Finnegan . United States Senator Ollie James , of Kentucky , is 42 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK Her little eight-year-old girl was crouched ...
... said then , thoughtfully : " why don't you sugar your head and go as a pill ? " - Frank X. Finnegan . United States Senator Ollie James , of Kentucky , is 42 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK Her little eight-year-old girl was crouched ...
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... Senator . " The main bother is when I'm washing myself — unless I keep my hat on I don't know where my face stops . " A near - sighted old lady at a dinner - party , one evening , had for her companion on the left a very bald - headed ...
... Senator . " The main bother is when I'm washing myself — unless I keep my hat on I don't know where my face stops . " A near - sighted old lady at a dinner - party , one evening , had for her companion on the left a very bald - headed ...
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... senator and the major were walking up the avenue . The senator was more than middle - aged and considerably more than fat , and , dearly as the major loved him , he also loved his joke . The senator turned with a pleased expression on ...
... senator and the major were walking up the avenue . The senator was more than middle - aged and considerably more than fat , and , dearly as the major loved him , he also loved his joke . The senator turned with a pleased expression on ...
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