Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1923 - 483 pages |
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... live up to what is expected of them . In short , let everybody boost good naturedly for everybody else . The toastmaster , and for that matter everyone taking part , should be carefully prepared . It may be safely said that those who ...
... live up to what is expected of them . In short , let everybody boost good naturedly for everybody else . The toastmaster , and for that matter everyone taking part , should be carefully prepared . It may be safely said that those who ...
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... Live o'er each scene , and be what they behold- For this the tragic muse first trod the stage . -Pope . ACTORS AND ACTRESSES An " Uncle Tom's Cabin " company was starting to parade in a small New England town when a big gander , from a ...
... Live o'er each scene , and be what they behold- For this the tragic muse first trod the stage . -Pope . ACTORS AND ACTRESSES An " Uncle Tom's Cabin " company was starting to parade in a small New England town when a big gander , from a ...
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... lives the same place we do . I just heard her say , ' Send it up C. O. D. ' Isn't that where we live ? " An Englishman went into his local library and asked for Frederic Harrison's George Washington and other American Addresses . In a ...
... lives the same place we do . I just heard her say , ' Send it up C. O. D. ' Isn't that where we live ? " An Englishman went into his local library and asked for Frederic Harrison's George Washington and other American Addresses . In a ...
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... live to a ripe old age . " How old are you , Tommy ? " asked a caller . “ Well , when I'm home I'm five , when I'm in school I'm six , and when I'm on the cars I'm four . " " How effusively sweet that Mrs. Blondey is to you , Jonesy ...
... live to a ripe old age . " How old are you , Tommy ? " asked a caller . “ Well , when I'm home I'm five , when I'm in school I'm six , and when I'm on the cars I'm four . " " How effusively sweet that Mrs. Blondey is to you , Jonesy ...
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... live very much longer , and I—— ” - THE NONAGENARIAN " I dunno , parson . my legs than I were when I started ! " I be stronger on A well - meaning Washington florist was the cause of much embarrassment to a young man who was in love ...
... live very much longer , and I—— ” - THE NONAGENARIAN " I dunno , parson . my legs than I were when I started ! " I be stronger on A well - meaning Washington florist was the cause of much embarrassment to a young man who was in love ...
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