Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1923 - 483 pages |
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Page 11
... smile : “ Of all my family , the aeroplane has been the hardest to raise . " " A genius who once did aspire To invent an aerial flyer , When asked , " Does it go ? " Replied , " I don't know ; I'm awaiting some damphule to try ' er ...
... smile : “ Of all my family , the aeroplane has been the hardest to raise . " " A genius who once did aspire To invent an aerial flyer , When asked , " Does it go ? " Replied , " I don't know ; I'm awaiting some damphule to try ' er ...
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... smiling , as he produced another coin . " What a coincidence ! My great - great - grandfather was made an angel by ... Smile at the claims of long descent . -Tennyson . ANGER Charlie and Nancy had quarreled . After their supper Mother ...
... smiling , as he produced another coin . " What a coincidence ! My great - great - grandfather was made an angel by ... Smile at the claims of long descent . -Tennyson . ANGER Charlie and Nancy had quarreled . After their supper Mother ...
Page 36
... car ! " The owner looked up with a pathetic smile of relief and said : " Sold ! " Autos rush in where mortgages have dared to tread . See also Fords ; Profanity . AUTOMOBILING " Sorry , gentlemen , " said the new 36 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
... car ! " The owner looked up with a pathetic smile of relief and said : " Sold ! " Autos rush in where mortgages have dared to tread . See also Fords ; Profanity . AUTOMOBILING " Sorry , gentlemen , " said the new 36 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
Page 49
... smile at me ? " “ Oh , that's nothing , " replied his friend . " The first time I saw you I laughed out loud ! " - Harper's Magazine . Pat , thinking to enliven the party , stated , with watch in hand : " I'll presint a box of candy to ...
... smile at me ? " “ Oh , that's nothing , " replied his friend . " The first time I saw you I laughed out loud ! " - Harper's Magazine . Pat , thinking to enliven the party , stated , with watch in hand : " I'll presint a box of candy to ...
Page 98
... with Queen Elizabeth . " It was very good of you , Sir Walter , " said her Majesty , smiling sweetly upon the gallant Knight , " to ruin your cloak the other day so that my feet should not be wet 98 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
... with Queen Elizabeth . " It was very good of you , Sir Walter , " said her Majesty , smiling sweetly upon the gallant Knight , " to ruin your cloak the other day so that my feet should not be wet 98 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
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