"To fhew, by one fatiric touch, 540 545 AN EPISTLE TO TWO FRIENDS*. TO DR. HELSHA M. SIR, Nov. 23, at night, 1731. WHEN HEN I left you, I found myfelf of the grape's juice fick; I'm fo full of pity, I never abuse fick ; And the patienteft patient that ever you knew fick ; fick; Dean Crofs, had he preach'd, would have made us all pew-fick. Are not you, in a crowd when you fweat and stew, fick? Lady Santry got out of the church when fhe grew fick, *This medley (for it cannot be called a poem) is given as a specimen of thofe bagatelles for which the Dean hath perhaps been too feverely cenfured. Some which were ftill more exceptionable are fuppreffed. N. And, And, as faft as fhe could, to the deanry flew fuck. Nor is old Nanny Shales, where'er fhe does brew, fick. My footman came home from the church of a bruife fick, And look'd like a rake, who was made in the flows fick; But you learned doctors can make whom you chofe fick And poor I myself was, when I withdrew, fick; For the fmell of them made me like garlick and ruc fok, And I got through the crowd, though not let by a clue, fick. You hop'd to find many (for that was your cue) fick; But there was not a dozen (to give them their due) fick, And thofe, to be fure, fuck together like glew, fick. So are ladies in crowds, when they fqueeze and they fcrew, fick, You may find they are all, by their yellow pale hue, fick; So am I, when tobacco, like Robin, I chew, fick. TO DR. SHERIDAN. IF I write any more, it will make my poor Mufe fick, This night I came home with a very cold dew fick, And I wish I may foon be not of an ague fick; But I hope I fhall ne'er be, like you, of a fhrew fick, Who often has made me, by looking afhew, fick. DR. HELSHAM'S ANSWER. THE Doctor's first rhyme would make any Jew fick: I know it has made a fine lady in blue fick, For which he is gone in a coach to Killbrew fick, Like a hen I once had, from a fox when the flew fick : Laft Monday a lady at St. Patrick's did fpew fick, And made all the reft of the folks in the pew fick; The furgeon who bled her his lancet out drew fick, A lady that long'd, is by eating of glew fick ; Did you ever know one in a very good Q fick ? And yet the old trade of his dice he 'll pursue fick ; I've known an old mifer for paying his due fick ; At prefent I'm grown by a pinch of my fhoe fick, And what would you have me with verfes to do fitk? Send rhymes, and I'll fend you fome others in lieu fick. Of rhymes I've a plenty, And therefore fend twenty. Anfwered the fame day when fent, Nov. 23. I defire you will carry both thefe to the Doctor, together with his own; and let him know we are not perfons to be infulted. "Can DR. HELSHAM'S ANSWER. THE Doctor's first rhyme would make any Jew fick: I know it has made a fine lady in blue fick, For which he is gone in a coach to Killbrew fick, The yacht, the last storm, had all her whole crew fick; you fick: A lady that long'd, is by eating of glew fick ; Did ever know one in a very good Q fick ? you I'm told that my wife is by winding a clue fick ; ; And yet the old trade of his dice he 'll pursue fick ; And therefore fend twenty. Anfwered the fame day when fent, Nov. 23. I defire you will carry both these to the Doctor, toge ther with his own; and let him know we are not perfons to be infulted. "Can |