Murmured this pious baptism:-"Be thou called The GREEN BAG; and this power and grace be thine :
That thy contents, on whomsoever poured, Turn innocence to guilt, and gentlest looks To savage, foul, and fierce deformity. Let all, baptized by thy infernal dew, Be called adulterer, drunkard, liar, wretch! No name left out which orthodoxy loves, Court Journal or legitimate Review!—
Be they called tyrant, beast, fool, glutton, love Of other wives and husbands than their own— The heaviest sin on this side of the Alps! Wither they to a ghastly caricature
Of what was human!-let not man nor beast Behold their face with unaverted eyes, Or hear their names with ears that tingle not With blood of indignation, rage, and shame!” This is a perilous liquor, good my lords.
[SWELLFOOT approaches to touch the GREEN BAG. Beware! for God's sake, beware!—if you should break
The seal, and touch the fatal liquor
Give it to me. I have been use to handle All sorts of poisons. His dread majesty Only desires to see the colour of it.
Now, with a little common sense, my lords, Only undoing all that has been done, (Yet so as it may seem we but confirm it,) Our victory is assured. We must entice Her majesty from the sty, and make the pigs Believe that the contents of the GREEN BAG Are the true test of guilt or innocence : And that, if she be guilty, 'twill transform her To manifest deformity like guilt:
If innocent, she will become transfigured Into an angel, such as they say she is ; And they will see her flying through the air, So bright that she will dim the noon-day sun; Showering down blessings in the shape of comfits. This, trust a priest, is just the sort of thing Swine will believe. I'll wager you will see them Climbing upon the thatch of their low sties, With pieces of smoked glass, to watch her sail Among the clouds, and some will hold the flaps Of one another's ears between their teeth, To catch the coming hail of comfits in.
You, Purganax, who have the gift o' the gab, Make them a solemn speech to this effect;
go to put in readiness the feast
Kept to the honour of our goddess Famine, Where, for more glory, let the ceremony Take place of the uglification of the Queen.
I, as the keeper of your sacred conscience,
Humbly remind your majesty that the care your high office, as man-milliner
To red Bellona, should not be deferred.
All part, in happier plight to meet again.
The Boars in full Assembly.
Grant me your patience, gentlemen and boars, Ye, by whose patience under public burthens The glorious constitution of these sties Subsists, and shall subsist. The lean pig-rates Grow with the growing populace of swine; The taxes, that true source of piggishness, (How can I find a more appropriate term To include religion, morals, peace, and plenty, And all that fit Boeotia as a nation
To teach the other nations how to live?) Increase with piggishness itself; and still Does the revenue, that great spring of all The patronage, and pensions, and by-payments, Which free-born pigs regard with jealous eyes, Diminish, till at length, by glorious steps, All the land's produce will be merged in taxes, And the revenue will amount to nothing!
The failure of a foreign market for Sausages, bristles, and blood-puddings, And such home manufactures, is but partial; And, that the population of the pigs, Instead of hog-wash, has been fed on straw And water, is a fact which is—you know— That is—it is a state necessity,
Who, by frequent squeaks, have dared impugn The settled Swellfoot system, or to make Irreverent mockery of the genuflexions
Inculcated by the arch-priest, have been whipt Into a loyal and an orthodox whine.
Things being in this happy state, the Queen Iona-
A loud cry from the Pigs.
She is innocent, most innocent!
That is the very thing that I was saying, Gentlemen swine; the Queen Iona being Most innocent, no doubt, returns to Thebes, And the lean sows and boars collect about her, Wishing to make her think that we believe (I mean those more substantial pigs, who swill Rich hog-wash, while the others mouth damp straw,) That she is guilty; thus, the lean-pig faction Seeks to obtain that hog-wash, which has been Your immemorial right, and which I will Maintain you in to the last drop of-
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