3. No, thank ye, sir-I never drink; Roger and I are exceedingly moral— Aren't we, Roger? See him wink! Well, something hot, then-we wont quarrel. He's thirsty, too-see him nod his head! What a pity, sir, that dogs can't talk! He understands every word that's said— And he knows good milk from water-and-chalk. 4. The truth is, sir, now I reflect, I've been so sadly given to grog, 5. There isn't another creature living Would do it, and prove, through every disaster, So fond, so faithful, and so forgiving To such a miserable, thankless master! No, sir! see him wag his tail and grin! By George! it makes my old eyes water! That is, there's something in this gin That chokes a fellow. But no matter! 6. We'll have some music if you're willing, And Roger (hem! what a plague a cough is, sir!) Shall march a little. Start, you villain! Stand straight! Put up that paw! 'Bout face! Salute your officer! Dress! Take your rifle! (Some dogs have arms, you see!) Now hold your Cap while the gentlemen give a trifle To aid a poor old patriot soldier! 7. March! Halt! Now show how the rebel shakes Now tell us how many drams it takes Five yelps-that's five; he's mighty knowing! 8. Why not reform! That's easily said; But I've gone through such wretched treatment, And scarce remembering what meat meant, And there are times when, mad with thinking, To prop a horrible inward sinking. 9. Is there a way to forget to think? At your age, sir, home, fortune, friends, I was one of your handsome men! 10. If you had seen her, so fair and young, Whose head was happy on this breast! If you could have heard the songs we sung When the wine went round, you wouldn't have guessed That ever I, sir, should be straying From door to door, with fiddle and dog, Ragged and penniless, and playing To you to-night for a glass of grog! 11. She's married since-a parson's wife: 'Twas better for her that we should part Better the soberest, prosiest life Than a blasted home and a broken heart. But little she dreamed, as on she went, Who kissed the coin that her fingers dropped! 12. You've set me talking, sir; I'm sorry; 'Twas well she died before- Do you know 13. Another glass, and strong, to deaden This pain; then Roger and I will start. He is sad sometimes, and would weep, if he could, And himself a sober, respectable cur. 14. I'm better now; that glass was warming. You rascal! limber your lazy feet! We must be fiddling and performing For supper and bed, or starve in the street Not a very gay life to lead, you think? But soon we shall go where lodgings are free, And the sleepers need neither victuals nor drink;— The sooner, the better for Roger and me! The Bells. EDGAR A. POE. 1. Hear the sledges with the bells— Silver bells What a world of merriment their melody foretells! In the icy air of night! To the tintinnabulation that so musically swells From the jingling and the tinkling of the bells. 2. Hear the mellow wedding-bells, What a world of happiness their harmony foretells How they ring out their delight! What a liquid ditty floats To the turtle dove that listens while she gloats O, from out the sounding cells, How it dwells On the future! how it tells To the rhyming and the chiming of the bells! 3. Hear the loud alarum bells- What a tale of terror, now, their turbulency tells! How they scream out their affright! They can only shriek, shriek, Out of tune. In a clamorous appealing to the mercy of the fire, And a resolute endeavor, By the side of the pale-faced moon. O the bells, bells, bells! How they clang, and clash, and roar! On the bosom of the palpitating air! By the twanging How the danger ebbs and flows: Yet the ear distinctly tells, In the jangling And the wrangling, How the danger sinks and swells, By the sinking or the swelling in the anger of the bells, Of the bells Bells, bells, bells In the clamor and the clangor of the bells! 4. Hear the tolling of the bells— What a world of solemn thought their monody compels At the melancholy menace of their tone! For every sound that floats From the rust within their throats Is a groan. And the people-ah, the people— And who tolling, tolling, tolling, Feel a glory in so rolling On the human heart a stone They are neither man nor woman- And their king it is who tolls; And he rolls, rolls, rolls, rolls, |