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Mr. Choate thanked the Senator for his compliment , and then said : “ Mr. Depew says if you open my mouth and drop in a dinner up will come a speech , but I warn you that if you open your mouths and drop in one of Senator Depew's ...
Mr. Choate thanked the Senator for his compliment , and then said : “ Mr. Depew says if you open my mouth and drop in a dinner up will come a speech , but I warn you that if you open your mouths and drop in one of Senator Depew's ...
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In a speech in the Senate on Hawaiian affairs , Senator Depew of New York told this story : When Queen Liliuokalani was in England during the English queen's jubilee , she was received at Buckingham Palace . In the course of the remarks ...
In a speech in the Senate on Hawaiian affairs , Senator Depew of New York told this story : When Queen Liliuokalani was in England during the English queen's jubilee , she was received at Buckingham Palace . In the course of the remarks ...
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... he said then , thoughtfully : " why don't you sugar your head and go as a pill ? ” — Frank X. Finnegan . 1 United States Senator Ollie James , of Kentucky , is 42 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK Her little eight-year-old girl was crouched ...
... he said then , thoughtfully : " why don't you sugar your head and go as a pill ? ” — Frank X. Finnegan . 1 United States Senator Ollie James , of Kentucky , is 42 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK Her little eight-year-old girl was crouched ...
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United States Senator Ollie James , of Kentucky , is bald . “ Does being bald bother you much ? ” a candid friend asked him once . " Yes , a little , " answered the truthful James . " I suppose you feel the cold severely in winter ...
United States Senator Ollie James , of Kentucky , is bald . “ Does being bald bother you much ? ” a candid friend asked him once . " Yes , a little , " answered the truthful James . " I suppose you feel the cold severely in winter ...
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The senator and the major were walking up the avenue . The senator was more than middle - aged and considerably more than fat , and , dearly as the major loved him , he also loved his joke . The senator turned with a pleased expression ...
The senator and the major were walking up the avenue . The senator was more than middle - aged and considerably more than fat , and , dearly as the major loved him , he also loved his joke . The senator turned with a pleased expression ...
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