Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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... him that he would fix it all right with his father , and urged him to take dinner before going for the hay . After dinner the boy was asked if he were not glad that he had stayed . " Pa won't like it , " he persisted . 2 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
... him that he would fix it all right with his father , and urged him to take dinner before going for the hay . After dinner the boy was asked if he were not glad that he had stayed . " Pa won't like it , " he persisted . 2 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
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... father would object . " Why , you see , pa's under the hay , " explained the boy . There was an old Miss from Antrim ... father's house- hold , with a couple of seats in the theatre . As it happened , he was playing the part of the ...
... father would object . " Why , you see , pa's under the hay , " explained the boy . There was an old Miss from Antrim ... father's house- hold , with a couple of seats in the theatre . As it happened , he was playing the part of the ...
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... fine signature , Mr. So - and - So . " " Yes , " admitted the buyer , " I should have . One of my fore- fathers signed the Declaration of Independence . " " So ? " said the caller , with rising .22 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
... fine signature , Mr. So - and - So . " " Yes , " admitted the buyer , " I should have . One of my fore- fathers signed the Declaration of Independence . " " So ? " said the caller , with rising .22 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
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... father descended from an aëroplane . ” — Life . When in England , Governor Foss , of Massachusetts , had luncheon with a prominent Englishman noted for boasting of his ancestry . Taking a coin from his pocket , the Englishman said ...
... father descended from an aëroplane . ” — Life . When in England , Governor Foss , of Massachusetts , had luncheon with a prominent Englishman noted for boasting of his ancestry . Taking a coin from his pocket , the Englishman said ...
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... father and should pay him $ 10 a month for ten months , how much would I then owe him ? " JOHNNY " About $ 3 interest . " " See how I can count , mama , ” said Kitty . " There's my right foot . That's one . There's my left foot . That's ...
... father and should pay him $ 10 a month for ten months , how much would I then owe him ? " JOHNNY " About $ 3 interest . " " See how I can count , mama , ” said Kitty . " There's my right foot . That's one . There's my left foot . That's ...
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