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Finally the hostess turned to Field and asked : " You , sir , must have often seen these affairs ? " " Yes , ” replied Field , " hundreds of them . ” “ Oh , do tell us about a lynching you have seen yourseli , " broke in half a dozen ...
Finally the hostess turned to Field and asked : " You , sir , must have often seen these affairs ? " " Yes , ” replied Field , " hundreds of them . ” “ Oh , do tell us about a lynching you have seen yourseli , " broke in half a dozen ...
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The salesman's patience becoming exhausted in waiting for the buyer to recognize him , he finally observed : " You have a fine signature , Mr. So - and - So . ” “ Yes , ” admitted the buyer , “ I should have .
The salesman's patience becoming exhausted in waiting for the buyer to recognize him , he finally observed : " You have a fine signature , Mr. So - and - So . ” “ Yes , ” admitted the buyer , “ I should have .
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APPLAUSE A certain theatrical troupe , after a dreary and unsuccessful tour , finally arrived in a small New Jersey town . That night , though there was no furore or general uprising of the audience , there was enough hand - clapping to ...
APPLAUSE A certain theatrical troupe , after a dreary and unsuccessful tour , finally arrived in a small New Jersey town . That night , though there was no furore or general uprising of the audience , there was enough hand - clapping to ...
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“ Two old salts who had spent most of their lives on fishing smacks had an argument one day as to which was the better mathematician , ” said George C. Wiedenmayer the other day . “ Finally the captain of their ship proposed the ...
“ Two old salts who had spent most of their lives on fishing smacks had an argument one day as to which was the better mathematician , ” said George C. Wiedenmayer the other day . “ Finally the captain of their ship proposed the ...
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Finally the young man asked timidly . “ Don't you think , sir , that this painting of mine is - well - ertolerable ? ” Whistler's eyes twinkled dangerously . " What is your opinion of a tolerable egg ? ” he asked .
Finally the young man asked timidly . “ Don't you think , sir , that this painting of mine is - well - ertolerable ? ” Whistler's eyes twinkled dangerously . " What is your opinion of a tolerable egg ? ” he asked .
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