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One of them , I recall , is the situation in which the clown - acrobat , having made mighty preparations for jumping over a pile of chairs , suddenly changes his mind and walks off without attempting it . The laughter that invariably ...
One of them , I recall , is the situation in which the clown - acrobat , having made mighty preparations for jumping over a pile of chairs , suddenly changes his mind and walks off without attempting it . The laughter that invariably ...
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I don't mind a little dew like this , " said the man . work along just the same . ” " Oh , I'm not talking about that , ” exclaimed the fruit - man . “ The next time it rains , you can come into the house . I want that water on the land ...
I don't mind a little dew like this , " said the man . work along just the same . ” " Oh , I'm not talking about that , ” exclaimed the fruit - man . “ The next time it rains , you can come into the house . I want that water on the land ...
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“ Never mind , dear Oscar , " was the rejoinder , " you will ! ” . THE AUTHOR— “ Would you advise me to get out a small edition ? " THE PUBLISHER— “ Yes , the smaller the better . The more scarce a book is at the end of four or five ...
“ Never mind , dear Oscar , " was the rejoinder , " you will ! ” . THE AUTHOR— “ Would you advise me to get out a small edition ? " THE PUBLISHER— “ Yes , the smaller the better . The more scarce a book is at the end of four or five ...
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I am afraid I have been boring you with this shop talk , ' I said , feeling as if I should apologize . “ Oh , not at all , ' she murmured , in very polite tones ; but would you mind telling me , what is aviation ?
I am afraid I have been boring you with this shop talk , ' I said , feeling as if I should apologize . “ Oh , not at all , ' she murmured , in very polite tones ; but would you mind telling me , what is aviation ?
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At last the president tried his hand , and after long and minute explanation , some inkling of the situation seemed to be dawning on the farmer's mind . Much encouraged , the president said : " You understand now how it is , don't you ...
At last the president tried his hand , and after long and minute explanation , some inkling of the situation seemed to be dawning on the farmer's mind . Much encouraged , the president said : " You understand now how it is , don't you ...
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