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AEROPLANES " Mother , may I go aeroplane ? ” “ Yes , my darling Mary . Tie yourself to an anchor chain And don't go near the airy . ” - Judge . Harry N. Atwood , the noted aviator , was the guest of honor at a dinner in New York ...
AEROPLANES " Mother , may I go aeroplane ? ” “ Yes , my darling Mary . Tie yourself to an anchor chain And don't go near the airy . ” - Judge . Harry N. Atwood , the noted aviator , was the guest of honor at a dinner in New York ...
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A small boy who had recently passed his fifth birthday was riding in a suburban car with his mother , when they were asked the customary question , “ How old is the boy ? " After being told the correct age , which did not require a fare ...
A small boy who had recently passed his fifth birthday was riding in a suburban car with his mother , when they were asked the customary question , “ How old is the boy ? " After being told the correct age , which did not require a fare ...
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As my mother's gardener and I were working on my apparatus together a young count joined us one day , and while he watched us work the count boasted of his lineage . “ The gardener , after listening a long while , smiled and said ...
As my mother's gardener and I were working on my apparatus together a young count joined us one day , and while he watched us work the count boasted of his lineage . “ The gardener , after listening a long while , smiled and said ...
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After their supper Mother ried to re - establis friendly relations . She told them of the Bible verse , " Let not the sun go down upon your wrath . ” “ Now , Charlie , ” she pleaded , " are you going to let the sun go down on your wrath ...
After their supper Mother ried to re - establis friendly relations . She told them of the Bible verse , " Let not the sun go down upon your wrath . ” “ Now , Charlie , ” she pleaded , " are you going to let the sun go down on your wrath ...
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The author who speaks about his own books is almost as bad as a mother who talks about her own children . - Disraeli . AUTOMOBILES TEACHER— " If a man saves $ 2 a TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 35.
The author who speaks about his own books is almost as bad as a mother who talks about her own children . - Disraeli . AUTOMOBILES TEACHER— " If a man saves $ 2 a TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 35.
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