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“ But , " returned Mrs. Fiske , " look at me — think how I have had to work and study to gain what success I have , and win such fame as is now mine ! " " Oh , yes , ” replied the young woman calmly ; " but then I have talent .
“ But , " returned Mrs. Fiske , " look at me — think how I have had to work and study to gain what success I have , and win such fame as is now mine ! " " Oh , yes , ” replied the young woman calmly ; " but then I have talent .
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... she invited him in and he sat down and played the nocturne as only Paderewski can , afterward spending an hour in correcting her mistakes . Miss Jones thanked him and he departed . Some months afterward he returned to the town ...
... she invited him in and he sat down and played the nocturne as only Paderewski can , afterward spending an hour in correcting her mistakes . Miss Jones thanked him and he departed . Some months afterward he returned to the town ...
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ALIBI A party of Manila army women were returning in an auto from a suburban excursion when the driver unfortunately collided with another vehicle . While a policeman was taking down the names of those concerned an " English - speaking ...
ALIBI A party of Manila army women were returning in an auto from a suburban excursion when the driver unfortunately collided with another vehicle . While a policeman was taking down the names of those concerned an " English - speaking ...
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Why , you see , ” he explained , " you must write your name on the back , so that when we return the check to your husband , he will know we have paid you the money . ” " Oh , is that all ? ” she said , relieved .
Why , you see , ” he explained , " you must write your name on the back , so that when we return the check to your husband , he will know we have paid you the money . ” " Oh , is that all ? ” she said , relieved .
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Coward , ” hissed the bootblack . 99 A farmer returning home late at night , found a 48 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
Coward , ” hissed the bootblack . 99 A farmer returning home late at night , found a 48 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
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