Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and Quotations |
From inside the book
Results 1-5 of 33
Page 11
... mother of invention , looking up at a sky all criss - crossed with flying machines , and then saying , with a shake of her old head and with a contented smile : “ ' Of all my family , the aeroplane has been the hardest to raise .
... mother of invention , looking up at a sky all criss - crossed with flying machines , and then saying , with a shake of her old head and with a contented smile : “ ' Of all my family , the aeroplane has been the hardest to raise .
Page 24
plied the governor , smiling , as he produced another coin . " What a coincidence ! ... From yon blue heavens above us bent , The gardener Adam and his wife Smile at the claims of long descent . -Tennyson . ANGER Charlie and Nancy had ...
plied the governor , smiling , as he produced another coin . " What a coincidence ! ... From yon blue heavens above us bent , The gardener Adam and his wife Smile at the claims of long descent . -Tennyson . ANGER Charlie and Nancy had ...
Page 36
The owner looked up with a pathetic smile of relief and said : “ Sold ! ” Autos rush in where mortgages have dared to tread . See also Fords ; Profanity . AUTOMOBILING " Sorry , gentlemen , " said the new 36 TO ASTER'S HANDBOOK.
The owner looked up with a pathetic smile of relief and said : “ Sold ! ” Autos rush in where mortgages have dared to tread . See also Fords ; Profanity . AUTOMOBILING " Sorry , gentlemen , " said the new 36 TO ASTER'S HANDBOOK.
Page 49
... and considerably more than fat , and , dearly as the major loved him , he also loved his joke . The senator turned with a pleased expression on his benign countenance and said , “ Major , did you see that pretty girl smile at me ?
... and considerably more than fat , and , dearly as the major loved him , he also loved his joke . The senator turned with a pleased expression on his benign countenance and said , “ Major , did you see that pretty girl smile at me ?
Page 98
... take a cup of tea with Queen Elizabeth . " It was very good of you , Sir Walter , ” said her Majesty , smiling sweetly upon the gallant Knight , " to ruin your cloak the other day so that my feet should not be wet 98 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
... take a cup of tea with Queen Elizabeth . " It was very good of you , Sir Walter , ” said her Majesty , smiling sweetly upon the gallant Knight , " to ruin your cloak the other day so that my feet should not be wet 98 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
What people are saying - Write a review
We haven't found any reviews in the usual places.
Other editions - View all
Common terms and phrases
ain't American answered appeared asked better bill called church comes course dear dinner doctor dollars don't door exclaimed eyes face father finally five gave George girl give half hand head hear heard hour humor husband John joke judge keep kind lady late laugh lawyer live look married matter mean mind minutes Miss morning mother never night noticed once passed play political present question recently remarked replied returned seat seemed Senator smile speak stopped story street sure talking teacher tell there's things thought told took town train traveling turned voice wait walk watch week What's wife wish woman York young