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He even stopped to apologize for the deficiencies of his English , deeming them the cause , and was further mystified by the little ripple of laughter that met his explanation — a ripple that came from the hearts of the good - natured ...
He even stopped to apologize for the deficiencies of his English , deeming them the cause , and was further mystified by the little ripple of laughter that met his explanation — a ripple that came from the hearts of the good - natured ...
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Then : “ Well , how can I stop it ? " When a husband loses his temper he usually finds his wife's . It is easy enough to restrain our wrath when the other fellow is the bigger . ANNIVERSARIES Mrs. JONES— “ Does your husband remember ...
Then : “ Well , how can I stop it ? " When a husband loses his temper he usually finds his wife's . It is easy enough to restrain our wrath when the other fellow is the bigger . ANNIVERSARIES Mrs. JONES— “ Does your husband remember ...
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Can nothing be done to stop it ? " “ I'm afraid not , ” her husband answered . “ Why don't both sides come together and arbitrate ? ” she cried . “ They did , " said he . “ They did , ' way back in June . That's how the gol - durned ...
Can nothing be done to stop it ? " “ I'm afraid not , ” her husband answered . “ Why don't both sides come together and arbitrate ? ” she cried . “ They did , " said he . “ They did , ' way back in June . That's how the gol - durned ...
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... the major stopped and said : " What's that you have there ? ” . " Pie , " said the sentry , good - naturedly . " Apple pie . Have a bite ? " The major frowned . “ Do you know who I am ? ” he asked .
... the major stopped and said : " What's that you have there ? ” . " Pie , " said the sentry , good - naturedly . " Apple pie . Have a bite ? " The major frowned . “ Do you know who I am ? ” he asked .
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The chauffeur stopped the car and offered to help get the horse past . “ That's all right , ” said the boy , who remained composedly in the carriage , “ I can manage the horse . You just lead Mother past . ” " What makes you carry that ...
The chauffeur stopped the car and offered to help get the horse past . “ That's all right , ” said the boy , who remained composedly in the carriage , “ I can manage the horse . You just lead Mother past . ” " What makes you carry that ...
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