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Oh , I'm not talking about that , ” exclaimed the fruit - man . “ The next time it rains , you can come into the house . I want that water on the land . ” “ I can They used to have a farming rule Of forty acres and a mule .
Oh , I'm not talking about that , ” exclaimed the fruit - man . “ The next time it rains , you can come into the house . I want that water on the land . ” “ I can They used to have a farming rule Of forty acres and a mule .
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It was not until the dessert was brought on that I realized that I had been doing all the talking ; indeed , the young woman seated next me had not uttered a single word since I first began talking about aviation .
It was not until the dessert was brought on that I realized that I had been doing all the talking ; indeed , the young woman seated next me had not uttered a single word since I first began talking about aviation .
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While talking to the gentleman at her right she dropped her napkin unconsciously . The bald - headed gentleman , in stooping to pick it up , touched her arm . The old lady turned around , shook her head , and very politely said : “ No ...
While talking to the gentleman at her right she dropped her napkin unconsciously . The bald - headed gentleman , in stooping to pick it up , touched her arm . The old lady turned around , shook her head , and very politely said : “ No ...
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The bishop was talking eagerly . The tramp looked troubled . And then , finally , they saw something pass from one hand to the other . The tramp tried to slink past the group without speaking , but one of them called to him : " Well ...
The bishop was talking eagerly . The tramp looked troubled . And then , finally , they saw something pass from one hand to the other . The tramp tried to slink past the group without speaking , but one of them called to him : " Well ...
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Mr. Preacher , " said a white man to a colored minister who was addressing his congregation , " you are talking about Cain , and you say he got married in the land of Nod , after he killed Abel . But the Bible mentions only Adam and Eve ...
Mr. Preacher , " said a white man to a colored minister who was addressing his congregation , " you are talking about Cain , and you say he got married in the land of Nod , after he killed Abel . But the Bible mentions only Adam and Eve ...
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